NEWS OF THE WEIRD: apparently i will become a father before the year is out. it will occur sometime around the winter solstice. now ain't that a hoot?
the wife and i were a little surprised but we are absolutely thrilled. we know we will be the best parents ever.....
LITTLE BABIES TO EXPERIMENT ON......
now then. what shall we name our future daughter or son?
(as if we're really going to use one of your suggestions)
bring it on, superstar molesters.
the wife and i were a little surprised but we are absolutely thrilled. we know we will be the best parents ever.....
LITTLE BABIES TO EXPERIMENT ON......
now then. what shall we name our future daughter or son?
(as if we're really going to use one of your suggestions)
bring it on, superstar molesters.
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Your own personal hell-spawn? Nothing says eloquence like naming the little troglodyte Malaria. It has a wonderful ring to it, no?
Contratulations, you daft bastard