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trismegistus

Member Since 2003

Followers 7 Following 6

i christen thee

the walking orgasm.

spring is here, my lovelies - go out and smell the daffodils fucking.

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torihoney:

so that's what that creepy rustling noise is outside.... daffodils making sweet sweet love....

Apr 15, 2004

madigan:

Hey, pig fucker!

For some reason, I have no alergies. Daffodile fucking scares me not.

However, two speds mating would.

Apr 15, 2004

08.19.04
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Thursday Aug 19, 2004
Well, fuckers, it's been real swell. Friday the 20th is my last day a…
07.31.04
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Saturday Jul 31, 2004
"Once in a Blue Moon" is a common way of saying not very often, but w…
07.27.04
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Tuesday Jul 27, 2004
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, bu…
07.18.04
3

Sunday Jul 18, 2004
copromancy, n. the art of divining the future by reading the excremen…
07.06.04
3

Tuesday Jul 06, 2004
interesting and little-known facts about SG-burlesque star Sicily= …
06.08.04
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Tuesday Jun 08, 2004
"I own I never could envy Didius in these kinds of fancies of his:--B…
06.03.04
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Thursday Jun 03, 2004
where are we at? the present is volatile brilliance and ugliness and…
05.25.04
4

Tuesday May 25, 2004
I've begun pre-natal experiments on baby with some great suggestions …
05.07.04
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Friday May 07, 2004
NEWS OF THE WEIRD: apparently i will become a father before the year …
04.30.04
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Friday Apr 30, 2004
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