earlier tonight the old swanhole and i played a few songs for the minions at a local open mic. the set list:
1. ring of fire.
2. stella bella. a song we wrote about our furry quadruped daughter.
3. don't shit where you eat. by ween.
4. earth pilgrim. our rendition of a song written by the dude who organized the open mic.
5. motherfucking edelweiss.
she was the singer and i banged the shit out of her mom's crappy classical guitar. it was fun and what not.
here are some lyrics from the new song we're working out to be performed soon:
Her hair was the color of bollocks
Her breath was as sweet as a shite
I knew the first moment I saw her
That she would not put up a fight
The chunks in her hair were attractive
They were brownish and yellowish and pink
She'd been up half the night just a-drinkin'
Or so's I surmised from the stink
Chorus
Hey, hey! Molly McSheeny
Oh you escaped me like Harry Houdini
Hey, hey! Molly McSheeny
Girlie I miss ye, and so does my weenie
YARRRRR
********WELCOME BACK REAGAN********
******YOU LOVABLE LITTLE LOSER GIRL******
1. ring of fire.
2. stella bella. a song we wrote about our furry quadruped daughter.
3. don't shit where you eat. by ween.
4. earth pilgrim. our rendition of a song written by the dude who organized the open mic.
5. motherfucking edelweiss.
she was the singer and i banged the shit out of her mom's crappy classical guitar. it was fun and what not.
here are some lyrics from the new song we're working out to be performed soon:
Her hair was the color of bollocks
Her breath was as sweet as a shite
I knew the first moment I saw her
That she would not put up a fight
The chunks in her hair were attractive
They were brownish and yellowish and pink
She'd been up half the night just a-drinkin'
Or so's I surmised from the stink
Chorus
Hey, hey! Molly McSheeny
Oh you escaped me like Harry Houdini
Hey, hey! Molly McSheeny
Girlie I miss ye, and so does my weenie
YARRRRR
********WELCOME BACK REAGAN********
******YOU LOVABLE LITTLE LOSER GIRL******
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I feel so loved.
Here's a little Ode To Me:
There once was a girl named Reagan
To Jesus she did no prayin'
Her heart was black
As a matter of fact
T'was no life they were a-savin'
I AM SO BRILLIANT.
p.s. I want a mix tape of the songs and your first born.