hellzapoppin', bitches.
this is it for a while. i'm skipping town - and when i get to where i'm headed i will be a transformed man:
my boa will be pink, motherfuckers.
during my chrysalis i request that you pretend that i have been brutally assassinated - and that you leave for me here your saltiest obituaries. they will be scoffed at with much joy upon my return.
au revoir, drooling minions.
this is it for a while. i'm skipping town - and when i get to where i'm headed i will be a transformed man:
my boa will be pink, motherfuckers.
during my chrysalis i request that you pretend that i have been brutally assassinated - and that you leave for me here your saltiest obituaries. they will be scoffed at with much joy upon my return.
au revoir, drooling minions.
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sicily:
i hope your dick fell off. 
sicily:
in the cold cold arctic snow...severed and blue. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!