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I've come to the realization there just aren't enough crazy people in this town, and if there are, they must be hiding under rocks or at Wendy's.

The restaurant does, however, attract the attention of one of these crazy people and no, it's not by cunning use of shiny objects -- though the antique decor might say otherwise. It was there long before! Many moons ago when we had the fuckawful karaoke, she would scurry onstage to sing 'THRILLER' in the most monotone voice while gettin' down with her bad self. It was a sight to see yet I still wanted to claw my eyes out. Yes, Marilyn is a drunk and her smell still goes unrivaled. She often wears outrageous hats, Austin 3:16 t-shirts, and shouts "Hell Yeah!" (but we encouraged it, tee hee). One night after work, my sister and I spotted Marilyn speaking to a street sign.