Notice to all 8 or so of the fucking fucktards that regularly post inane comments to my journal:
Throughout this foul month of November I will be participating in NaNoWriMo, which means I won't be checking in here very often.
However, my neglect of your pathetic souls gives you no excuse to do otherwise than exactly what I command you to do, which is this:
Post a story or story segment of your own invention to my journal. If I like it I will put it in my novel. Don't worry about subject matter, content, etc. I will find a way to jam it in there.
Go on, make yourself useful. Pull your thumb out of your ass for a few minutes and tell me a little story.
Do it now.
Throughout this foul month of November I will be participating in NaNoWriMo, which means I won't be checking in here very often.
However, my neglect of your pathetic souls gives you no excuse to do otherwise than exactly what I command you to do, which is this:
Post a story or story segment of your own invention to my journal. If I like it I will put it in my novel. Don't worry about subject matter, content, etc. I will find a way to jam it in there.
Go on, make yourself useful. Pull your thumb out of your ass for a few minutes and tell me a little story.
Do it now.
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How's the writing going, anyway?
I don't have anything interesting to say right now, not even an isult to your non-gay-ness.
So, make me laugh.
*drools*
NOW WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY:
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That dress is great -- don't make me remove your eyelashes with my bare hands.