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Thursday Oct 30, 2003

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fucktard n. a fucking retard. Also fucktarded adj. fucking retarded.

Examples of usage:

Sicily is a fucking fucktard and I look forward to personally kicking her fucktarded ass.


Q: So where the Devil is old trismegistus going on Halloween?
A: He goin' git him some play is where he goin'! BOOM!

Excerpt from my theme song for this Halloween eve:

you're gonna suffer
you're gonna bleed
i've heard it all before
you will concede
i'm taking everything
you're going down
lock up the doors-

it's gonna be a long night.

kiss
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studentochaos:
Not allowed unless 35, what are you a fucktard? If that is the law it certainly is not enforced. More importantly, I am in the states 'til May. I got my account for this while in China and I am back until I get my next contract for some other fucktard.
Oct 30, 2003
madigan:
Let's create a cute scenario: Potentially dirty girl and I get a little down and dirty ourselves. I don't think contracting a vaginal plague is included in the phrase "get some".

This phantom piece of ass is from my town which is even MORE scary considering most -- if not all -- of the non-heterosexual females are fucking insane.

Visiting? I've no idea frown

They ought to make a :fucktard: icon for Sicily.
Oct 30, 2003

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