Well, fuckers, it's been real swell. Friday the 20th is my last day as a member. I still like the site and all, but the fact of the matter is that there is just too much goddamned, cocksucking, motherfucking shit going on right now to do this. Ergo. I bid thee. Adieu.
"So to your pleasures;
I am for other than for dancing measures."
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"So to your pleasures;
I am for other than for dancing measures."
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"Once in a Blue Moon" is a common way of saying not very often, but what exactly is a Blue Moon? According to the popular definition, it is the second Full Moon to occur in a single calendar month.
The average interval between Full Moons is about 29.5 days, whilst the length of an average month is roughly 30.5 days. This makes it very unlikely...
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The average interval between Full Moons is about 29.5 days, whilst the length of an average month is roughly 30.5 days. This makes it very unlikely...
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sicily:
hey fucker! sorry to hear about you losing your entire colon in that accident...must suck to shit from a tube 
flux:
Christ. I had no idea I sounded so stupid. Most of the "like"s will have to go. Expect new version post haste.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for...
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naiad_:
Shoo....I can do all of that and more. 
copromancy, n. the art of divining the future by reading the excrement of a mammal. "Some say that to read the Book of Revelations is an excercise in copromancy; me, I just stick to good old-fashioned horse shit."
Bite it, mortals.
Bite it, mortals.
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torihoney:
bite a peice of horse shit? will there be condiments provided?
sicily:
hey asshole you smell like fucking swan shit!
interesting and little-known facts about SG-burlesque star Sicily=
- up close she smells vaguely like the ass-end of a mule
- her voice calls to mind the death throes of a harpooned whale
- her laugh is like a wildebeast in heat
- there is poop under her fingernails
and most charming of all=
- while i was relating a very interesting story to...
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- up close she smells vaguely like the ass-end of a mule
- her voice calls to mind the death throes of a harpooned whale
- her laugh is like a wildebeast in heat
- there is poop under her fingernails
and most charming of all=
- while i was relating a very interesting story to...
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juliana:
So finally this happens. Rad.
... and did I not tell you she was one awesome mama?
... and did I not tell you she was one awesome mama?
sicily:
hahahaha FUCKING HA! you forgot to mention the part where i shat on your face in a busy intersection. that was delightful!
"I own I never could envy Didius in these kinds of fancies of his:--But every man to his own taste.--Did not Dr. Kunastrokius, that great man, at his leisure hours, take the greatest delight imaginable in combing of asses' tails, and plucking the dead hairs out with his teeth, though he had tweezers always in his pocket? Nay, if you come to that, Sir,...
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madigan:
It's really late and I will not attempt to make sense of all those words. The most prominent is HOBBY-HORSE, that much I can tell.
Do tyo renember te tine I was typng wihougt loojug at th keys/? I kno you though t it was he geratest thng ever.
Look, niw I a typing woth no hands!
Do tyo renember te tine I was typng wihougt loojug at th keys/? I kno you though t it was he geratest thng ever.
Look, niw I a typing woth no hands!
naja_haje:
Please tell me that King's highway is not a euphamism for TAINT.
where are we at? the present is volatile brilliance and ugliness and everything in between. it appears that still i have a "need" for mood-altering substances to play off of. to contrast with the quotidian static. to break the fucking monotony. much like how i prefer music/art/comedy to play off of rather than to extract it raw from the void myself. i fear a totally...
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amitabha:
haha.. hermes foreskin? what? that made me forget what I was going to say.
torihoney:
dang. otc medicine seems to be skewing you somehow. though i like the phrase "grist for the mother fucking mill."
that's choice.
that's choice.
I've begun pre-natal experiments on baby with some great suggestions from the opening chapters of Geek Love. I've also decided to do nude beekeeping as an additional source of income and create a pirate utopia in the hills north of Belle Fourche SD. Vicodin Uber Alles. Kiss My Motherfuckin Grits.
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madigan:
OMG, I'll get started immediately. You have to help me out, though: is your asshole two or three inches in circumference? I can't be sure with all the fisting it's endured.
♥,
Tardigan
♥,
Maditard
♥,
Maditardigan
♥,
Tardigan
♥,
Maditard
♥,
Maditardigan
naja_haje:
I just noticed that they fixed the neon on the Wishing Well so I will have to get another picture. Yeah, the parks are amazing out here. Check the black and white pics in my candids, they're from pier park.
Bite me, Flo.
Bite me, Flo.
NEWS OF THE WEIRD: apparently i will become a father before the year is out. it will occur sometime around the winter solstice. now ain't that a hoot?
the wife and i were a little surprised but we are absolutely thrilled. we know we will be the best parents ever.....
LITTLE BABIES TO EXPERIMENT ON......
now then. what shall we name our future daughter or...
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the wife and i were a little surprised but we are absolutely thrilled. we know we will be the best parents ever.....
LITTLE BABIES TO EXPERIMENT ON......
now then. what shall we name our future daughter or...
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madigan:
Jumpin' Jesus!
Your own personal hell-spawn? Nothing says eloquence like naming the little troglodyte Malaria. It has a wonderful ring to it, no?
Contratulations, you daft bastard
Your own personal hell-spawn? Nothing says eloquence like naming the little troglodyte Malaria. It has a wonderful ring to it, no?
Contratulations, you daft bastard
juliana:
Don't ever go grey again. I will kill you.
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naja_haje:
Why wait for porn? If I ever run for public office I will change my name to Dick Deep or Ben Dover. Guaranteed success.
Guido has not responded to my request. It is the type of thing he could do in two minutes but won't do unless I am there to say "Hey, doooo eeet noooow!" You can't triffle with the man when he has crack to sell and bitches to managize.
I went to a party the other night that had a racoon on the roof. It was a very good omen.
Guido has not responded to my request. It is the type of thing he could do in two minutes but won't do unless I am there to say "Hey, doooo eeet noooow!" You can't triffle with the man when he has crack to sell and bitches to managize.
I went to a party the other night that had a racoon on the roof. It was a very good omen.
naiad_:
She's fucking trashy isn't she???
earlier this evening there was a storm in the sky above the city of minneapolis.
lightning, wind, hard rain, and thunder were featured.
we feted this act of nature with our own act of nature: opening the blinds and fucking like wildebeasts.
lightning, wind, hard rain, and thunder were featured.
we feted this act of nature with our own act of nature: opening the blinds and fucking like wildebeasts.
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sicily:
sounds like explosive diarrhea...please seek help immediatly 
flux:
You're such a nut. I'm so excited about being able to write on Tln. Yessss....
i christen thee
the walking orgasm.
spring is here, my lovelies - go out and smell the daffodils fucking.
the walking orgasm.
spring is here, my lovelies - go out and smell the daffodils fucking.
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torihoney:
so that's what that creepy rustling noise is outside.... daffodils making sweet sweet love....
madigan:
Hey, pig fucker!
For some reason, I have no alergies. Daffodile fucking scares me not.
However, two speds mating would.
For some reason, I have no alergies. Daffodile fucking scares me not.
However, two speds mating would.
At any rate, I'll miss you. For sure. Seriously, I will.
p.s. I'm so tired. I fear my head will slam into the keyboard ..at ..any ..minute//BOvyvzLliBI&%*{hnmnhmhnNN/.