Hello SG world,
This is still very strange to me. I have'nt done blogs on a regular basis since probably 8th grade, when xanga was around...(( for those who don't know what xanga was, it was kind of like myspaces' older brother, who in turn may have been a couple crayons short of a box?!)) But anyway, bear with me here...((bear?bare? bayer?))
So it seems, today is going to drag on for an eternity as I expected. I am at work right now, and have been for about an hour and a half, and It already feel like i should take a lunch (( maybe a preempted lunch?....maybe like a break...a break really fast....a fast break?)) The sooner 4 o' clock can come the better, because after work Im going to go buy some MONSTROUSLY delicious beer and go watch NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in 3D, outside!, on the shore of lake Michigan!....its going to be ....well....delicious?
I was also thinking...you know since this is a zombie movie, some zombies might come to try and enjoy this evening with normal non-flesh-eating humans....and if that happens here is a quick list of things I was told NOT to do, if zombies decide to invade...
10. Dont set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
9. Dont get sentimental. Zombies wont.
8. Dont forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
7. Dont keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
6. Dont try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.
5. Dont go down. Zombies can go down too.
4. Dont broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.
3. Dont stand in front of the window. Thats just foolish.
2. Dont get too creative with zombie defense.
1. Dont be that one asshole, in your group.
Alright well now I have to go release the pack of zombies i was saving in my basement for that "one special occasion" .....Thanks list...I am not happy about it.....
Cheers.
This is still very strange to me. I have'nt done blogs on a regular basis since probably 8th grade, when xanga was around...(( for those who don't know what xanga was, it was kind of like myspaces' older brother, who in turn may have been a couple crayons short of a box?!)) But anyway, bear with me here...((bear?bare? bayer?))
So it seems, today is going to drag on for an eternity as I expected. I am at work right now, and have been for about an hour and a half, and It already feel like i should take a lunch (( maybe a preempted lunch?....maybe like a break...a break really fast....a fast break?)) The sooner 4 o' clock can come the better, because after work Im going to go buy some MONSTROUSLY delicious beer and go watch NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in 3D, outside!, on the shore of lake Michigan!....its going to be ....well....delicious?
I was also thinking...you know since this is a zombie movie, some zombies might come to try and enjoy this evening with normal non-flesh-eating humans....and if that happens here is a quick list of things I was told NOT to do, if zombies decide to invade...
10. Dont set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
9. Dont get sentimental. Zombies wont.
8. Dont forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
7. Dont keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
6. Dont try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.
5. Dont go down. Zombies can go down too.
4. Dont broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.
3. Dont stand in front of the window. Thats just foolish.
2. Dont get too creative with zombie defense.
1. Dont be that one asshole, in your group.
Alright well now I have to go release the pack of zombies i was saving in my basement for that "one special occasion" .....Thanks list...I am not happy about it.....
Cheers.