So, I pulled muscles in my legs last Friday while playing Frisbee Football and I thought it was a minor injury but while I was admiring my ass in the mirror after a shower (a guilty pleasure no doubt) I noticed that I have these two huge bruises on the back of my thighs where I hurt myself. I showed them to my sister in law (who has no medical background what-so-ever, I just like pulling my pants down in front of her) and she concurred with my original observation - I DO have a nice ass.
lenore:
So what's this non-profit deal that you wanted my opinion on? I accidentally deleted your email. 
