With well-timed punches, he broke Glass Joe
And kept on fighting and defeated King Hippo.
He earned his victory, a long time he trained.
He was on his way to victory, only two circuits reminded.
He beat an opponent more bear than man,
Then put more pressure on a piston than any other can.
He knocked the teeth out of a soda loving fool,
Then...
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An iconic place of death is the american woods,
Where bodies go missing, leaving only people's goods.
For this beast especially, who leaves no corpse,
And instead converts bodies, causing shutters and warps
In video cameras, and anything that records.
His body isn't human, his speech isn't from vocal cords.
His roar is like bad feedback and his body is like snow,
And no matter...
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He was a chump doing tricks at his local trailer
That was until he found a relic so powerful and dark.
It was a pitch black cape, and it made his dreams come true.
When he wore it, he did amazing magic and his secret, no one knew.
It was said to be Houdini's, a renowned magician,
And it did do what Houdini could, with...
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The strongest man that made possible the impossible feats.
Armed in amour or bare with his fists, he was leader of the Geats.
The best warrior, and a good king,
Armed with a sword he had a might swing
But his weapon of choice was his own hands,
Which he used to ally and intimidate all other clans.
It was with his hands he defeated...
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Her son was murdered from her, taken from her care.
Humans rule, and trolls hide. Life is unfair.
Called monsters and demons and other ugly names,
Having to take the blame for all evil claims.
Sure, they've done some of them but what about man?
They scour the earth killing and ending anything that isn't in their clan.
This mother went to their mead-hall and...
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He's angry, strong, and also quite large.
He's been known to fight with guns, biotics, and bull's charge.
He's crushed many enemies under his weight,
Having become so savage because of his culture's fate.
The Krogan were savages that were given plasma guns,
And enough atomic weaponry to blow up their sun.
Well, their planet is now a wasteland, covered in dust and death,
And...
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An ex-assassin of the Crimson Lance
That ended up on Elpis, not just by chance.
After the vault-hunters killed Knox, she was out of a job,
So she took the offer from one handsome SOB.
Jack was his name, saving Hyperion was his game,
So this gun-for-hire went to the moon,
Even though she has no air there, making her crazy as a loon.
She's...
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He got out of the game, but now he's right back in.
One of the very best, a legend among men.
He met the love of his life, then went clean after one last job.
The she died, then his dog murdered, leaving him wanting to cry and sob.
First he buried their bodies, then buried his pain.
Then he went hunting bad men, with...
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Not only a scientist but a creator of life,
More than one in fact, he made a man and his wife.
Pushing the limits of science and committing acts so immoral,
He upset a town that was ignorant and rural.
Combining pieces of their dead, he made his first man,
The reason, mainly, was to prove that he can.
The monster, his son, was tall,...
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An ex-gymnast in high school that tore her ACL
Is now going through an entirely new level of hell.
Her family murdered and her torso greatly torn,
All because of an evil vampire's scorn.
Nearly mulched and heavily bled,
Any normal person would definitely be dead.
However, the vampire's curse took hold quick enough
And made her resilient, thirsty, and incredibly tough.
She can't yet...
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