He's a foolish idiot, but charming in his own way.
He can be clueless, but often knows the right thing to say.
Lover of the ladies, he lives to win their favors.
He doesn't really have a type, he loves all the flavors.
From location to location, he does his best to charm the women.
He gives them gift for reward and then does it again and again.
He gets random items from all over the place
And uses them to get money, get laid, or at least a kiss on the face.
He's a nice guy, but also a bit creepy,
With his shit-eating grin, balding hair, and eyes that look sleepy.
Like other video game characters, he loves to loot.
Who is this hero in a Leisure Suit?