Let's start with a quote...no pressure.
"...you have to tell us how's come if you're from Japan, you could
be Sammy's cousin and look like such a Jew," Davy O'Dowd said.
"We're in Japan," Sammy said. "We're everywhere."
"Jujitsu," Joe reminded him.
"Good point," said Davy O'Dowd.
excerpt from "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay" by Michael Chabon