I just asked someone out for the first time in I don't know how long. Because I am a girl of the future, I did it via email. So I won't get a response for a while.
Hmm. I always thought, when I was just a young thing, that I would be ever so much less dorky and shy about this sort of thing when...
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Hmm. I always thought, when I was just a young thing, that I would be ever so much less dorky and shy about this sort of thing when...
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fauxfoe39801:
damn i wish i can be as cute as you when im 35, but i smoke too much and will be all wrinkly and icky im sure by then 
fauxfoe39801:
really? sunscreen? hmm i wear it all the time cause i look like a lobster if i dont yay for me!! ohhh i promise i wont tell anyone!
yay for me!! ohhh i promise i wont tell anyone!I found my Bjork CDs! Hooray. I guess unpacking sooner rather than later after you move makes things easier to find, but since when have I ever done things the easy way?
inept:
Hey, moving takes the precedence off the normal around you stuff and makes everything equal. A kind of cultivator of human posessions.
There's a reason you don't throw anything away at the other end, but I don't know what it is.
The first thing I found when I moved in here was a Blu Tac mould of my last dog (Poppy) that my ex's sister made and it still holds pride of place and I never ask why.
Hope you've made yourself at home. Good luck to you.
P.
There's a reason you don't throw anything away at the other end, but I don't know what it is.
The first thing I found when I moved in here was a Blu Tac mould of my last dog (Poppy) that my ex's sister made and it still holds pride of place and I never ask why.
Hope you've made yourself at home. Good luck to you.
P.
When I can't decide whether to work in my garden or knit, I sometimes knit in the garden.
I found this pair of socks I was knitting, like, a YEAR ago, and I am now finishing them. Knitting is like drugs but cheaper.
If I plant a zillion bulbs this fall, how do I do the rest of the planting in the same beds next year? I'll have to dig up all of th bulbs and replant them next fall, won't I?
How can I not know this already?
How can I not know this already?
Free blow jobs for anyone willing to come and tear up the sod and dig the beds for my flower gardens.
Okay, not really. But, dag, digging is hard work. No wonder they make prisoners do it. It's a good thing I take my vitamins.
Okay, not really. But, dag, digging is hard work. No wonder they make prisoners do it. It's a good thing I take my vitamins.
I only memorize very short poems. Here's my favorite:
you fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
--Margaret Atwood
The moon garden is gorgeous, and the datura is just about to bloom. The moon vines are the only thing that's failing, but so is every single vine in my garden. I thought vines were supposed to be hard to CONTAIN, not hard to grow! All of mine are exactly one quarter inch longer than they were when I planted them in May, except for...
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There's no getting around it: the climbing rose in the back yard is dying. I don't know what's killing it (it could be me!) but it's looking worse every day. So, one day soon, into the yard waste bin it goes.
Oh, well. It's just a rose, after all. And now I don't have to worry about what to do with it next year, when...
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Oh, well. It's just a rose, after all. And now I don't have to worry about what to do with it next year, when...
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johnnyvonbondie:
tell me about it, i was right pissed off with myself!
jesse
jesse
silencenoir:
You're most welcome 
I hope you have better luck with your plants in the future!
I hope you have better luck with your plants in the future!
There is this enormous, obscenely intoxicating, fragrant bouquet of daylilies in my living room and they're giving me a headache AND an asthma attack. But can I get rid of them?
NO! Because I just bought a house 2 months ago and I am addicted to my garden.
NO! Because I just bought a house 2 months ago and I am addicted to my garden.
miss_piss:
welcome
groove:
Congrats on the house! I *long* for a house with a garden... it tough in the city!