What a chaotic month I've had. My sister had surgery, and my mother insisted on flying in from out of town to make sure the hospital didn't accidentally kill my sister. She stayed at my place, and we spent several long days sitting around at the hospital, which is inexplicably exhausting, and then coming homw and staying up drinking and talking and laughing until 3...
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My favorite question to ask on a first date: If you could invite 10 people throughout history to a dinner party, who would they be?
You can find out a lot about someone by their answer to this question, sometimes even more than you could if you examined their bookshelves. You can also find out a lot about the person just by how they react...
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You can find out a lot about someone by their answer to this question, sometimes even more than you could if you examined their bookshelves. You can also find out a lot about the person just by how they react...
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hornitos:
hiya! long time no see!
hope you're doing good. .
my answers. .
1. my son Dillon
2.david bowie
3. emily dickinson
4. siddartha (buddha)
5.robert downey jr.
6.liz phair
7. wayne gretzky
8. my mom Ginni
9. benjamin franklin
10. winona ryder
i'd actually just invite my son , my mom, david bowie, and 7 friends, including you!
hope you're doing good. .
my answers. .
1. my son Dillon
2.david bowie
3. emily dickinson
4. siddartha (buddha)
5.robert downey jr.
6.liz phair
7. wayne gretzky
8. my mom Ginni
9. benjamin franklin
10. winona ryder
i'd actually just invite my son , my mom, david bowie, and 7 friends, including you!
My tattooer/piercer friend did a wedding reception a few weeks ago. He and his colleague spent the day in a booth and pierced and tattooed the guests during the reception! Now, is that the coolest ever idea for wedding favors or what?
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hornitos:
where have you been lately? hmm?
you must be having fun. . i hope
you must be having fun. . i hope
superfly4343:
so, many weeks later..... have you seen the movie????
Goddammit I just burned my fucking tongue.
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fauxfoe39801:
oh i hate that! its the worst, it makes yer toungue all numb and shit! grr that sucks!
koleeta:
aww thanks love!
somebody should really invent something that makes the tounge "unburnt". seriously, it's the worst, you can't taste anything for a couple days and that is never good.
somebody should really invent something that makes the tounge "unburnt". seriously, it's the worst, you can't taste anything for a couple days and that is never good.
Yay! It's September! Fall is my very favorite season. Even more so now that I am a grown up and don't have to start a new school year.
hornitos:
i was married once, and one day, after watching an episode of oprah on seasonal depression, my wife at the time said to me. . " I have that" (seasonal depression)
and i looked at her and said . . "we live in california, we don't have seasons"
i knew right then and there , it wasn't gonna work
have a nice day!
and i looked at her and said . . "we live in california, we don't have seasons"
i knew right then and there , it wasn't gonna work
have a nice day!
Gin an' cigarettes. What would I do without 'em?
My crazyass roommate may have finally gone too fucking far. She has not only been an irresponsible flake for the past month (something I can relate to, being one myself), she was actually rude and hateful to me tonight, in front of several friends of mine that she hadn't really met before.
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My crazyass roommate may have finally gone too fucking far. She has not only been an irresponsible flake for the past month (something I can relate to, being one myself), she was actually rude and hateful to me tonight, in front of several friends of mine that she hadn't really met before.
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hornitos:
where were you when i was living in my car at resorvior (spell check!) park, working at "perche no's" (on quenn anne i believe) 3 years ago?!
hornitos:
i mean it wouldv'e been nice to find a neat-o gal to share a space with. 
i read somewhere that 'gin' is the only type of alchohol that can actually kill you! i guess it's chemical composition can make your heart rate fall so low that you can actually cease breathing! alright ! i thought that would make you happy. . cheers!
i read somewhere that 'gin' is the only type of alchohol that can actually kill you! i guess it's chemical composition can make your heart rate fall so low that you can actually cease breathing! alright ! i thought that would make you happy. . cheers!
I got turned down. But politely, charmingly, disarmingly, in a way that let me save face. Just what you'd expect from a nice guy from the big easy.
Anyway: NEVER SAY DIE! I'm ready for further punishment.
Whom should I ask out next?
Anyway: NEVER SAY DIE! I'm ready for further punishment.
Whom should I ask out next?
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kalifornia:
*blush* well thank you.. I would totally do me too.. hehe..
stupid boys.. *rolls eyes*
stupid boys.. *rolls eyes*
clara:
Thanks for the kitty washing tip and good luck with the next one.
I thought I was going to *find*a body while I was digging in the wasteland that's called the backyard of this house I bought. But no. There's just shitty dirt that needs amendments and indestructible roots of what used to be a fucking laurel hedge.
Actually, digging is a great way to take your mind off of things that are bothering you. When you're working...
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Actually, digging is a great way to take your mind off of things that are bothering you. When you're working...
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alistairmather:
hmm... and should you find this *body* you suspect, could i have it.
i swear it is strictly for the purpose of furthering the study of science...
...and maybe to build a zombie.
but zombies for science. honest.
i swear it is strictly for the purpose of furthering the study of science...
...and maybe to build a zombie.
but zombies for science. honest.
alistairmather:
yahhh! zombies for science!! does it get nay better?
and its not as good as it sounds. the leprosy and the emaciation make me look a lot more like a concentration camp victim... or at least so i've been told.
harry potter with consumption sounds better.
and its not as good as it sounds. the leprosy and the emaciation make me look a lot more like a concentration camp victim... or at least so i've been told.
harry potter with consumption sounds better.
If I ever have to dispose of a body, I'm sure as hell not going to bury it. I hate digging. The only thing I hate more is moving.
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fauxfoe39801:
i heard sulfuric acid in a bathtub realsly works wonders, as long as you remeber to fish the incrimanting teeth (which will remain, of course) out of the drain and throw them in the river...
on the first day of my 8th grade chem class my teacher taught us that!
on the first day of my 8th grade chem class my teacher taught us that!
trinket:
Woodchipper. A deep freeze and a woodchipper.
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[Edited on Aug 28, 2003]
Grrr. No response yet. 
But dammit, I will not, WILL NOT, sit here checking my email every ten seconds.
I'm going out in the garden to play in the mud.
But dammit, I will not, WILL NOT, sit here checking my email every ten seconds.
I'm going out in the garden to play in the mud.
fauxfoe39801:
oh well good luck 
yay playing in the mud! when i was little i used to eat mudd pies i made out smooshed worms and mud.. yum yum
yay playing in the mud! when i was little i used to eat mudd pies i made out smooshed worms and mud.. yum yum