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My tattooer/piercer friend did a wedding reception a few weeks ago. He and his colleague spent the day in a booth and pierced and tattooed the guests during the reception! Now, is that the coolest ever idea for wedding favors or what?
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hornitos:
where have you been lately? hmm?
you must be having fun. . i hope
superfly4343:
so, many weeks later..... have you seen the movie????
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Goddammit I just burned my fucking tongue.
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fauxfoe39801:
oh i hate that! its the worst, it makes yer toungue all numb and shit! grr that sucks!
koleeta:
aww thanks love!

somebody should really invent something that makes the tounge "unburnt". seriously, it's the worst, you can't taste anything for a couple days and that is never good.
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Yay! It's September! Fall is my very favorite season. Even more so now that I am a grown up and don't have to start a new school year.
hornitos:
i was married once, and one day, after watching an episode of oprah on seasonal depression, my wife at the time said to me. . " I have that" (seasonal depression)
and i looked at her and said . . "we live in california, we don't have seasons"
i knew right then and there , it wasn't gonna work
have a nice day!
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Gin an' cigarettes. What would I do without 'em?

My crazyass roommate may have finally gone too fucking far. She has not only been an irresponsible flake for the past month (something I can relate to, being one myself), she was actually rude and hateful to me tonight, in front of several friends of mine that she hadn't really met before.

Has she forgotten that...
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hornitos:
where were you when i was living in my car at resorvior (spell check!) park, working at "perche no's" (on quenn anne i believe) 3 years ago?!
hornitos:
i mean it wouldv'e been nice to find a neat-o gal to share a space with. wink
i read somewhere that 'gin' is the only type of alchohol that can actually kill you! i guess it's chemical composition can make your heart rate fall so low that you can actually cease breathing! alright ! i thought that would make you happy. . cheers!
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I got turned down. But politely, charmingly, disarmingly, in a way that let me save face. Just what you'd expect from a nice guy from the big easy.

Anyway: NEVER SAY DIE! I'm ready for further punishment.

Whom should I ask out next?
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kalifornia:
*blush* well thank you.. I would totally do me too.. hehe..

stupid boys.. *rolls eyes*
clara:
Thanks for the kitty washing tip and good luck with the next one.
smile
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I thought I was going to *find*a body while I was digging in the wasteland that's called the backyard of this house I bought. But no. There's just shitty dirt that needs amendments and indestructible roots of what used to be a fucking laurel hedge.

Actually, digging is a great way to take your mind off of things that are bothering you. When you're working...
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alistairmather:
hmm... and should you find this *body* you suspect, could i have it.

i swear it is strictly for the purpose of furthering the study of science...

...and maybe to build a zombie.

but zombies for science. honest.
alistairmather:
yahhh! zombies for science!! does it get nay better?

and its not as good as it sounds. the leprosy and the emaciation make me look a lot more like a concentration camp victim... or at least so i've been told.

harry potter with consumption sounds better.
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If I ever have to dispose of a body, I'm sure as hell not going to bury it. I hate digging. The only thing I hate more is moving.
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fauxfoe39801:
i heard sulfuric acid in a bathtub realsly works wonders, as long as you remeber to fish the incrimanting teeth (which will remain, of course) out of the drain and throw them in the river...

on the first day of my 8th grade chem class my teacher taught us that!
trinket:
Woodchipper. A deep freeze and a woodchipper.

[Edited on Aug 28, 2003]
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Grrr. No response yet. mad But dammit, I will not, WILL NOT, sit here checking my email every ten seconds.

I'm going out in the garden to play in the mud.
fauxfoe39801:
oh well good luck biggrin

yay playing in the mud! when i was little i used to eat mudd pies i made out smooshed worms and mud.. yum yum
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I just asked someone out for the first time in I don't know how long. Because I am a girl of the future, I did it via email. So I won't get a response for a while.

Hmm. I always thought, when I was just a young thing, that I would be ever so much less dorky and shy about this sort of thing when...
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fauxfoe39801:
damn i wish i can be as cute as you when im 35, but i smoke too much and will be all wrinkly and icky im sure by then tongue
fauxfoe39801:
really? sunscreen? hmm i wear it all the time cause i look like a lobster if i dont tongue yay for me!! ohhh i promise i wont tell anyone!
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I found my Bjork CDs! Hooray. I guess unpacking sooner rather than later after you move makes things easier to find, but since when have I ever done things the easy way?
inept:
Hey, moving takes the precedence off the normal around you stuff and makes everything equal. A kind of cultivator of human posessions.

There's a reason you don't throw anything away at the other end, but I don't know what it is.

The first thing I found when I moved in here was a Blu Tac mould of my last dog (Poppy) that my ex's sister made and it still holds pride of place and I never ask why.

Hope you've made yourself at home. Good luck to you.

P.
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When I can't decide whether to work in my garden or knit, I sometimes knit in the garden.