trillian

I learned of a new species last night while working at DNA. They seem to travel in a pack, definately mammal, the resemblance to human beings is almost uncanny. It seems that most of them are female, maybe with one or two lone males in the group as well. They dress outlandishly, though not in a very fashionable sense, at least not to my eyes and the alpha female seems to wear a veil of somekind. Sometimes this veil is plain, other times it is decorated with small glue on replicas of a human male penis. They consume large amounts of alcohol and seem to lose all ability to speak, instead they squeal in loud, ear shattering tones. This species insists that they are human females celebrating a bachorette party.

Now do not get me wrong, the above is more a joke picking on the yuppie girls that came to my club last night. I have nothing against marrige, I hope someday I might be able to get married and maybe, just maybe have a bachlorette party but due to my not drinking and even with my friends that drink, I have never ever heard them squeal, I doubt I will be as annoying as they were last night.

Disclaimer: Trillian means no offense to anyone who happens to squeal or have bachlorette parties.

The no computer thing is really starting to get on my nerves but I am hoping by mid august - early september I might have my new one.

Nothing much else is new, as the date for my driving test approaches I become more and more nervous. I know I am lame for never getting my license but I am a good driver, it is just my right turns are a little broad and I have no idea how to parallell park. I am sure I will do fine but considering if I fail I cannot go back to school in a couple weeks I am feeling a little bit of pressure. Ah, I am sure I will be okay.

Happy saturday everyone!

-once again....last movie you watched?
-last song you can remember hearing?
-what are you doing this weekend?

xoxo

Trillian