I shall entitle this: Ignorance and/or Stupidity in the Week of Nicki
Idiot girl I work with, Ali: Where do you think those Kickin it with the Kardashians ppl come from?
another girl, Ashley: Indian I think
Ali: They don't look Indian
Ashley: Umm yes they do
Ali: Oh you mean like from India? I was thinking like... -without finishing her sentence she starts to stomp around, pat her hand against her mouth in a war cry, and hold her other hand behind her head like a feather.
Me: You couldn't just say Native American? -thinks: racist bitch-
Very nice but very dumb girl at work tries to mop and keeps walking through the parts she just did:
Me: umm Rachel you have to walk backwards so you don't get your steps in it
Rachel: Ohhhhh I was wondering how you guys did that
Setting: Fashion Aesthetics class
Professor: What type of colors would you use for a folksy theme?
Girl to my left: What theme?
Professor: Folksy
Girl to my left: Is that a word? What's it mean?
2 minutes later during a discussion of emotions that certain colors evoke
Professor: Does anyone know what the word 'alluring' means?
Girl to my right: RED!
My best friend has a filthy car and will randomly drink the open bottles of water that have been left lying in there for weeks:
Me: That's so gross, do you know how bad it is to drink stagnant water
Her: Stagnant, isn't that where you can't get pregnant?
Me: That would be 'sterile'
Boy I slept with: I'm just being attentative
Me: You mean 'attentive'
Boy: Oh, I like my way better though
Last one courtesy of MadTV
What else does momma say about liars?
Stewart: That men are liars, so does that mean I can lie when I get hair on my danger zone?
LMAO, loves it <33
In news, I finally got to take out a few of my aggressions but the sex was truly a comedy of errors. If you don't want to read about it, don't click the spoiler.
Idiot girl I work with, Ali: Where do you think those Kickin it with the Kardashians ppl come from?
another girl, Ashley: Indian I think
Ali: They don't look Indian
Ashley: Umm yes they do
Ali: Oh you mean like from India? I was thinking like... -without finishing her sentence she starts to stomp around, pat her hand against her mouth in a war cry, and hold her other hand behind her head like a feather.
Me: You couldn't just say Native American? -thinks: racist bitch-
Very nice but very dumb girl at work tries to mop and keeps walking through the parts she just did:
Me: umm Rachel you have to walk backwards so you don't get your steps in it
Rachel: Ohhhhh I was wondering how you guys did that
Setting: Fashion Aesthetics class
Professor: What type of colors would you use for a folksy theme?
Girl to my left: What theme?
Professor: Folksy
Girl to my left: Is that a word? What's it mean?
2 minutes later during a discussion of emotions that certain colors evoke
Professor: Does anyone know what the word 'alluring' means?
Girl to my right: RED!
My best friend has a filthy car and will randomly drink the open bottles of water that have been left lying in there for weeks:
Me: That's so gross, do you know how bad it is to drink stagnant water
Her: Stagnant, isn't that where you can't get pregnant?
Me: That would be 'sterile'
Boy I slept with: I'm just being attentative
Me: You mean 'attentive'
Boy: Oh, I like my way better though
Last one courtesy of MadTV
What else does momma say about liars?
Stewart: That men are liars, so does that mean I can lie when I get hair on my danger zone?
LMAO, loves it <33
In news, I finally got to take out a few of my aggressions but the sex was truly a comedy of errors. If you don't want to read about it, don't click the spoiler.
On a plus I finished my English paper, though probably not too well, my friends will be down in a few hours from Canton for the bachelorette party I am hosting, I get to meet Heather from Rock of Love tomorrow, and I am actually doing ok on rent/bill $ this month. Woo for less bitching. I shall close with a picture for how bored I am and the always great happy kitteh closing
^ My impression of my attitude when I go too long without sex
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devilsreject:
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