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Thursday Mar 06, 2008

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Know what really grinds my gears?

-People that continue singing after the happy birthday song with crap along the likes of "and many mooooore! on channel foooour! and out the dooooooor!". That wasn't funny when I was six and it still isn't!

-Organized team sports. Hey now, hoss. I'm not talking about paintball on ESPN 9. I'm referring to crap like college football, basketball, and their professionally overpaid counterparts. First off, college sports: Most of the people that are passionate about college sports never even went to college. So if you did go to college and you like sports, go you! (extra bonus points for liking the team of the college that you went to, subtract points if you picked that college because of its sports team despite not actually playing any sports). Secondly, professional sports: These fuckers get paid too much. I don't really think I need to expand on that. I'm willing to cut you some slack here if you follow sports from your home team, or the nearest team to you if you live in bumblefuck North Dakota and there are no sports teams near you.

-Country music made after like 1984. It's awful. Most new country music is only country because the singer (who didn't write his own song) is singing with a southern accent, and there are a few steel guitars thrown in here and there. Other than that it'd just be normal crappy pop. The part that makes new country really awful is where most of the songs are these horribly over detailed descriptions without coming to any sort of musical apex. Like, the guy is just singing about how he picked up his high school sweetheart 4620 West Barker Street in his 1972 red ford pickup truck on june 3rd at approximately 7:38 pm and she was wearing a red flowered dress with a yellow purse and she got into his truck blah blah blah blah. Why the fuck are these songs so detailed?

-The fact that I can't seem to manage to fold up the top of a bag of chips without it completely unraveling and opening up the second I let go of the bag, causing all my chips to go stale. Seriously, what's the secret here? Chip clips were invented for people like me.

-That microwaveable "movie theater butter flavored" popcorn tastes absolutely nothing like real movie theater butter but I still eat the hell out of it.

I think that's it. I'm not quite dead yet.

p.s.- Speaking of not quite dead yet, I saw Monty Python's Spamalot: The Musical recently. It was pretty awesome.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
indiequeen:
You know what I don't get those retarded squishy can holder that supposedly keep your beer/coke colder longer... but it doesn't and it just looks gay. *sigh face*
Mar 19, 2008
tawnya:
Not just pink... magenta! Hot pink!
Mar 21, 2008

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