trentlane

Ok so I'm supposed to be getting fat and happy right now, but no one is home and I don't feel like cooking for myself yet again, so I'll wait for people to come home and then make them cook me food! So I tried to re-learn how to breathe fire and it worked sorta, I got a nice ball just I accidently spilt the alcohol on my hand too, so when I blew the flame I set my hand on fire with the backlash, it's really weird seeing one of your appendages in flames; not that it hurts or I mind, but still it's just weird. Uck now my house smells like burnt hair because I did it in the kitchen because I was to much of a wuss to go out in the cold, where are my incenses????
So I'm bored and lonely and I'm listening to Goldfinger so I need someone to make out with, if anyone wants to make out with me just drop me a message and I'll be over in a bit.
And I told you my pic isn't that good, oh well I guess I'll have to post more eventually...