Oh, man.... Either I'm losing it or I'm far more clumsy that I thought possible...
You know, I really hate 1-ply toilet paper. Streetspirit wasn't paying attention the last time she bought some, and that's what we ended up with. I put up with it for about a week, then got some of the real thing. (This was back in, like, December).
Tonight I went in and discovered that the last 1-ply roll was on there. Horribly surprised and fearing that we had a new supply, I checked for the real stuff and changed it. Unfortunately, half of the plastic spool, along with that magic spring in the middle, fell out of my hands and right into the toilet, just as it was going down. SHIT!!! GOD FUCKING SHIT!!! Imagine the embarrassment of having to go into your rental office and explaining the situation to get it fixed.
Fortunately, it didn't actually go down all the way. So I saved myself some real humiliation.
Maybe I should go to bed before I fuck something else up... or it decides to fuck me... or any combination thereof....
Good night.
You know, I really hate 1-ply toilet paper. Streetspirit wasn't paying attention the last time she bought some, and that's what we ended up with. I put up with it for about a week, then got some of the real thing. (This was back in, like, December).
Tonight I went in and discovered that the last 1-ply roll was on there. Horribly surprised and fearing that we had a new supply, I checked for the real stuff and changed it. Unfortunately, half of the plastic spool, along with that magic spring in the middle, fell out of my hands and right into the toilet, just as it was going down. SHIT!!! GOD FUCKING SHIT!!! Imagine the embarrassment of having to go into your rental office and explaining the situation to get it fixed.
Fortunately, it didn't actually go down all the way. So I saved myself some real humiliation.
Maybe I should go to bed before I fuck something else up... or it decides to fuck me... or any combination thereof....
Good night.
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So I guess what I'm saying is - compared to my friend Laura - I guess it's better to have a plastic thing stuck in the toilet rather than stuck in you.
Oye so sorry about the toilet fiasco!!
[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 10:47AM]