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Dear Diary,
I met the most gorgeous dreamboat today! Her name is Jordan and sometimes she gets all down in the dumps but she always comes out on top in the end with a big happy grin. Gosh, she sure is dreamy! Her friend Saya is a cutie pie, too. They talk about things like rabbits and cake mixers and bible-thick alligators and it doesn't make any sense to me but it sounds SO cool. When Saya comes to visit we are going to have a real keen time, you betcha!!! I am counting the days, you can be sure, dear diary! *Sigh.* I sure will be super happy when moving is finished, it is a bitch even when its just upstairs 2 flights with a freight elevator. There was lots of painting that had to be done, because whoever lived here must have been blind cuz i don't think anyone could have picked out the colors used in here deliberately. I finished the study and the kitchen. More to do later. When I was moving the cats last night Snake, the most scaredy-cat of them all, threw a fit before I could get her into the new apartment and ran down the hall and jumped out the window. We are on the 4th floor. "Nah, I won't bother with the cat carrier, its up in the storage loft and I don't feel like bringing the ladder up, I'll carry them by hand." Smart thinkin, there. I went to the window and Snake was out on a ledge 60 feet above the parking lot, and she didn't want to come in. I freaked out and pleaded with her for a little while, then the hipsters BBQing on the roof set off some firecrackers and she jumped back inside. *Whew.*
Thats all for now, bye bye!