OK,
another entry tonight (this morning)
is this a record? busy tonight eh?
anyway, I had a moment of understanding in which I transcend the universe and understood all things. (my friends understand when this happens but call me weird)
conversation about clothing in regards to the total black lights present in the friends bar.
girl friend (but not girlfriend) has a stomach *spooge* which we lovingly give her hell for cause its a stomach spooge.
She doesnt know where it came from
conversation turns to me critiquing her laundry skills. I bring up the detergent in the water BEFORE clothes method of resisting splotchy black lightedness.
My good friend (male) chimes in with the determinant IVE never bothered with the soap just threw it on the clothes and washed them. I never had a problem. I dont know WHAT youre talking about
I look at his girlfriend and have the above said epiphany:
I reply: well you dont actually DO laundry! Your girlfriend does ALL the laundry because she knows how much of an idiot you look like in the black light when you DO do the laundry!
therefore, youve never had a *laundry* problem because youve never actually DONE the laundry!
your GIRLFRIEND does all your laundry and you have no clue WHAT might cause splotching in a black light!
He looks at me horrified. I look at his girl who is on the ground loosing it and going HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!
another entry tonight (this morning)
is this a record? busy tonight eh?
anyway, I had a moment of understanding in which I transcend the universe and understood all things. (my friends understand when this happens but call me weird)
conversation about clothing in regards to the total black lights present in the friends bar.
girl friend (but not girlfriend) has a stomach *spooge* which we lovingly give her hell for cause its a stomach spooge.
She doesnt know where it came from
conversation turns to me critiquing her laundry skills. I bring up the detergent in the water BEFORE clothes method of resisting splotchy black lightedness.
My good friend (male) chimes in with the determinant IVE never bothered with the soap just threw it on the clothes and washed them. I never had a problem. I dont know WHAT youre talking about
I look at his girlfriend and have the above said epiphany:
I reply: well you dont actually DO laundry! Your girlfriend does ALL the laundry because she knows how much of an idiot you look like in the black light when you DO do the laundry!
therefore, youve never had a *laundry* problem because youve never actually DONE the laundry!
your GIRLFRIEND does all your laundry and you have no clue WHAT might cause splotching in a black light!
He looks at me horrified. I look at his girl who is on the ground loosing it and going HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!