Wednesday Oct 06, 2004

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My dog, Bit (short for Bitch) died today.

What a bitch.

She can go hang with Rodney now.

Also my personal hero, George Burns, who shared my birthday, or I shared his, he was already in his 70's when I was born.

Hey Rodney, if you're reading this blow Bit a shottie, she loves that.

(They MUST have SSG in Heaven, certainly in Hell)

(Hell, talk about no respect...)

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eyesofatragedy:
Oculohomopyronecrobeastialophiliac: (Oculo-homo-pyro-necro-beastial-o-philiac) Refers to those who are arroused durring sex by licking the eyes of a dead animal of the same gender that is on fire.



hmmm... sounds like a party.. ill bring the keg wink kiss

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