Oh SGUK.
Oh, how I have wronged you wish my harsh words and near constant threats to crush you all.
Yes, the mega birthday has indeed rekindled my love affair with the greatest regional group on this site. Once again, I'm proud to be the mechanical retard at the helm of the friendliest, sillyiest bunch of people the UK could ever produce.
Thankyou for showing...
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Oh, how I have wronged you wish my harsh words and near constant threats to crush you all.
Yes, the mega birthday has indeed rekindled my love affair with the greatest regional group on this site. Once again, I'm proud to be the mechanical retard at the helm of the friendliest, sillyiest bunch of people the UK could ever produce.
Thankyou for showing...
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OUTSIDERS! HERE'S A SNEAK PREVIEW OF SGUK!
1: hur hur. Gay.
2: We're gay. hur hur.
1: No, I'm not, you are. hur hur.
2: Oh yeah. hur hur. I'm really gay. I'm gonna do bum sex to you.
1: Hur hur. no you're not.
2: I am, cuz your gay as well. gay.
1: Hur hur! ...gay.
2: gay.
1: gay.
2: Did you...
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1: hur hur. Gay.
2: We're gay. hur hur.
1: No, I'm not, you are. hur hur.
2: Oh yeah. hur hur. I'm really gay. I'm gonna do bum sex to you.
1: Hur hur. no you're not.
2: I am, cuz your gay as well. gay.
1: Hur hur! ...gay.
2: gay.
1: gay.
2: Did you...
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dotty:
Thanks for humouring my random outburst of 'hellos' and other such nonsense.
dotty:
Well you know, I was wondering....
I don't think I was making much sense to anybody so you're probably lucky I decided to pester G1 instead! Damn red bull.
I don't think I was making much sense to anybody so you're probably lucky I decided to pester G1 instead! Damn red bull.
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tilly:
I love this picture, it gives me hope.
And who found it!? Yes, that's right, it was me wasn't it!?
And who found it!? Yes, that's right, it was me wasn't it!?
onibaba:
One of these monkeys masturbates.
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mck:
I know, but I tend not to draw lips on guys for that very reason. 
akemi:
sillyness
sillynessThose of you who were recently removed from SGUK:
I did a big clearout due to a massive backlog of new people wanting to get in. A thread went up stating as such, asking you to post a quick 'hello' to let me know you still wanted to be in the group.
If you didnt post - you were removed.
Feel free to apply again....
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I did a big clearout due to a massive backlog of new people wanting to get in. A thread went up stating as such, asking you to post a quick 'hello' to let me know you still wanted to be in the group.
If you didnt post - you were removed.
Feel free to apply again....
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poptard:
trumpet face robot can worn peaple of our presence!
parp parp (that the noise see, he's stupid)
parp parp (that the noise see, he's stupid)
cadwell:
Hello Tron,
I have been removed from the group because I am lame. I have reapplied and ask for you to grant my wish to rejoin. If I am just as lame this time I hereby grant you my first born to train in the dark arts as you desire. What have you got to lose?
Love, Legoman.
P.S. I am feverishly in need of knowledge about the upcoming Leeds meet. I shall attend, oh yes, I shall attend.
I have been removed from the group because I am lame. I have reapplied and ask for you to grant my wish to rejoin. If I am just as lame this time I hereby grant you my first born to train in the dark arts as you desire. What have you got to lose?
Love, Legoman.
P.S. I am feverishly in need of knowledge about the upcoming Leeds meet. I shall attend, oh yes, I shall attend.
So it's the new year, and I really need a part time job if i'm gonna be expected to actually go out and meet people and, you know, eat.
I'm somewhat put off due to my past experiences though...
When i was a little 'tron i used to work in a supermarket, and customers would drive me bat-shit. I worked with my best friend for...
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I'm somewhat put off due to my past experiences though...
When i was a little 'tron i used to work in a supermarket, and customers would drive me bat-shit. I worked with my best friend for...
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barny:
well indeed. i need a part time job too, just to keep things ticking over. and to stop feeling soo terrible for eating my savings and education fund.
sounds like quite a story....
but at least mrs Brady was a happy mrs brady! haha
sounds like quite a story....
but at least mrs Brady was a happy mrs brady! haha
dirtydoctor:
Hi there. I just noticed that I'm no longer a member of SGUK and just wondered if there was a reason why? I've only been a member of the group for about a month, I know I haven't posted on there much but it's been xmas and I've been away from broadband for a long period. Anywayz, would be much appreciated if you could give an explanation. Cheers
Christmas, and to a lesser extent New Years celebrations are for me reminders of how very old I am becoming, and very fast it seems to be happening.
Yeah, I'm only 24. 25 this year. 'Quarter of a century!' Nic reminded me last night. But- it never ceases to astound me that through this near quarter of a century, my nearest and dearest have no...
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Yeah, I'm only 24. 25 this year. 'Quarter of a century!' Nic reminded me last night. But- it never ceases to astound me that through this near quarter of a century, my nearest and dearest have no...
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nadine:
my sister who when i asked what she wanted for xmas, said "you've known me for 21 yrs you should be able to buy me something by now...."
she then bought me a hideous itchy jumper that i took back yesterday!
she then bought me a hideous itchy jumper that i took back yesterday!
antenna:
I've got a feeling in my water that 06 will be better.
what did you guys finally do for NYE?
we did fuck all apart from eat, drink and watch the new John Waters movie (and be kept awake til 9am by the pub).
those hoodie guys - yeah, keep an eye out.
2 guys, thin, hoodies. cant be hard to find.
what did you guys finally do for NYE?
we did fuck all apart from eat, drink and watch the new John Waters movie (and be kept awake til 9am by the pub).
those hoodie guys - yeah, keep an eye out.
2 guys, thin, hoodies. cant be hard to find.
Yep. That was alright.
You?
You?
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mk700c:
but, is it central to the awesome bits? Or just everything? What bit do you all live in? and is it dodgy? (see, I learned that word from Hugh Grant in Love Actually).
yushi:
Could have been better but you know, sometimes you can't complain.
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kogii:
hey you - i hope you had a good christmas. and that 2006 will be a whole lot nicer for the both of you, but no less interesting 
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topaz:
So, I read the SGUK rules and am a bit confused. I was hoping to get into the group because I want to move to London and I was hoping I could get some good advice on salons to apply to so that I can get a work visa. But how do I get a vouch if I don't know anyone in the UK? Do I just buddy up to some members? Do you have any recommendations on how to go about this? Surely you've had this issue before? Help?
Yes, I know he's an Ape, not a Monkey...
Traumatron says:
Go and see King Kong.
Ben says:
I intend to. The trailer looks ace
Traumatron says:
The trailer is lovely, yes. You may find yourself yawning through the first 45mins, though.But then....BIG MONKEY!!
Ben says:
Hehe. Go monkey go!
Ben says:
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Traumatron says:
Go and see King Kong.
Ben says:
I intend to. The trailer looks ace
Traumatron says:
The trailer is lovely, yes. You may find yourself yawning through the first 45mins, though.But then....BIG MONKEY!!
Ben says:
Hehe. Go monkey go!
Ben says:
The thing about King Kong is that I was never that attracted to...
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fanny:
That's are BRILLIANT idea!
mk700c:
I have now seen the BIG MOKEY and enjoyed it thoroughly.
What you didn't mention was that along with the BIG MONKEY they also had BIG COCKROACH and BIG CRICKET. Not to mention BIG BATS and of course BIG LEFTOVER JURASSIC PARK ANIMATRONS.
aynway, what this all comes down to is that I"m loosely planning a bit of a jet to the Jolly Ol' Isle - what bits should I go to? I have to go to London on Business, but I want to get out of it for a bit - I'm thinking Scotland.
note: time of year = January/February.
note2: I like drinking.
What you didn't mention was that along with the BIG MONKEY they also had BIG COCKROACH and BIG CRICKET. Not to mention BIG BATS and of course BIG LEFTOVER JURASSIC PARK ANIMATRONS.
aynway, what this all comes down to is that I"m loosely planning a bit of a jet to the Jolly Ol' Isle - what bits should I go to? I have to go to London on Business, but I want to get out of it for a bit - I'm thinking Scotland.
note: time of year = January/February.
note2: I like drinking.
lovely moose ey? Best description yet, only I don't make the same type of sounds when excited!