traumatron

Tilly and 'tron musing on the subject of PS2 game 'Metal Gear Solid 3's survival system, whereby the player must hunt and kill animals in order to survive.

Tilly says:
this game sounds HORRID!

Traumatron says:
its fantastic. I'm gonna kill a crocodile as soon as i get a chance, because one tripped me up earlier. cunt.

Tilly says:
you're mean and animalist! at least when im killing I only kill demons!

Traumatron says:
It's me or them, dude.

Tilly says:
id rather they killed me. 'How did she die'?

Tilly says:
'A load of ropey old animals.'

Traumatron says:
'fell on her they did.'

Traumatron says:
'it was the yak that did her in. smashed her brains out'

Tilly says:
'its how she would have liked to die though'

Tilly says:
*tilly's face covered in dead animals. smiles*

Traumatron says:
CAUSE OF DEATH: Yak.

Tilly says:
Oh god! that may be how I want to die!

Tilly says:
Yak!

Traumatron says:
there was three of us, just minding our own business, and all of a sudden...

Traumatron says:
Yak!

Tilly says:
*DEATH!*

Tilly says:
TRON: 'She'd want it this way though.'

Tilly says:
EVERYONE ELSE: 'Yeah.'

Traumatron says:
then i'd cry for a bit, and declare revenge on...Yak!
Tilly says:
But the yak'd be all 'Hey man, I was just doing what I thought was right! Lets have cheeses'

Traumatron says:
oh, i wouldnt listen.

Traumatron says:
i'd say 'you can keep your cheeses!...Yak!!

Traumatron says:
then i'd tranqulise him, stick him in a cage and take him out occasionally to taunt him.

Traumatron says:
I'd say things like "what about a change of tac...YAK?"

Tilly says:
then I'd say (as a ghost) 'Tron! He was only doing my will! Eat cheese with him, for gods sake! have some Brie for me! Geeeeeeez!'

Traumatron says:
oh really? bugger. I was looking forward to taunting him.

Tilly says:
yeah but think of the cheese

Traumatron says:
"why dont you use a mac?...Yak?"
"let's put the crackers in a stack...Yak"
"maybe you should live in a shack...Yak"

Tilly says:
AND SO FORTH!

Traumatron says:
"this rope is rather slack....yes yes yes, you get the picture.

Traumatron says:
heh. Yak.

Tilly says:
haha you love it and its ways

Tilly says:
its got a certain knack

YAK.