trauma

If you're going to cause a huge scene at the airport, don't be drunk and miss your flight while you do it.

She was a college-age girl, drunk out of her mind, thinking it would be a good idea to get her flight AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE.

Bad idea. The gate door was closed and the plane began pushback from the gate. Now guess what happened next:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!! FUCK THE (insert gov't security name here), FUCK THE SECURITY LINES!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ok, there was no one at the checkpoint, it took you at least 3-5 minutes to clear.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Airport police show up.

"FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

3 More Airport Police show up. She gets taken to the ground."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETTTTTT ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Next thing, she's being dragged out of the terminal, literally. Screaming all the way out.

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Happy birthday Lee