toxicboy

I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams.

I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head.

I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two.

I know the proper way to meet a Dragon,

I can fight dirty but not fair,

I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute.

I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense,

necessary.