So Valentine's Day.
I know I am not the first one to bitch about it, for there are a lot of anti-togetherness single people
especially in February
BUT I am still going to go ahead with it.
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE IT.
ahem - I mean I am generally displeased with it every year.
The WORST is when it is during the week (like this year), because I have school and that means I have to drag myself into public and see dozens of red roses and hand holding and snuggles and heart-shaped boxes filled with candy
I think that to even things out, there should be a day to celebrate BEING SINGLE.
We can flaunt that we can flirt with any one we want, that there's none of that commitment stuff, that we can have sex with who ever we want, that we can have phone sex with who ever we want, etclol...
SO to all of you who are single, that may come across this,
HAPPY (almost) VALENTINE'S DAY, go by your single self a rose, or twelve.
I know I am not the first one to bitch about it, for there are a lot of anti-togetherness single people
especially in February
BUT I am still going to go ahead with it.
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE IT.
ahem - I mean I am generally displeased with it every year.
The WORST is when it is during the week (like this year), because I have school and that means I have to drag myself into public and see dozens of red roses and hand holding and snuggles and heart-shaped boxes filled with candy
I think that to even things out, there should be a day to celebrate BEING SINGLE.
We can flaunt that we can flirt with any one we want, that there's none of that commitment stuff, that we can have sex with who ever we want, that we can have phone sex with who ever we want, etclol...
SO to all of you who are single, that may come across this,
HAPPY (almost) VALENTINE'S DAY, go by your single self a rose, or twelve.
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But no, sorry, no clown fetish. I'm pretty boring. But I can certainly pretend for the purpose of faking academic documents.
Speaking of illegal... the maximum sentence for acts of piracy committed in Canada is life imprisonment.
Meth and crack are both classified as Schedule I drugs and carry equal legal penalties.
I sat and read portions of the Canadian Criminal Code tonight.