I got bored at work today. After working very hard on a project for about a month... I needed a day of rest. So, I went around to the whole department and screamed "BRING OUT YOUR SHREDS" as I walked around with a dolly. A bunch of people wanted me to shred stuff so I started.
Sadly, our shredder blows (well actually it sucks, but it sucks at sucking) and it would keep overheating. While I was waiting for it to cool down I decided to save myself some time and tape all the paper together so it was 1 long continuous feed...
I always wanted to do this. Now I have. It was a once in a lifetime event and I was there. I still have a whole box to do, and I'm looking into Guiness World Book to see if I can make some kind of record. I wanna stretch the paper all the way across the office and have it travel next time... I did grab some video footage of this, but I need to edit it, and I'm too lazy to do that now.
Sadly, our shredder blows (well actually it sucks, but it sucks at sucking) and it would keep overheating. While I was waiting for it to cool down I decided to save myself some time and tape all the paper together so it was 1 long continuous feed...
I always wanted to do this. Now I have. It was a once in a lifetime event and I was there. I still have a whole box to do, and I'm looking into Guiness World Book to see if I can make some kind of record. I wanna stretch the paper all the way across the office and have it travel next time... I did grab some video footage of this, but I need to edit it, and I'm too lazy to do that now.
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bpatrick:
Hey thanks for inviting me to join the Ayn Rand group..I'll look at it this weekend sometime.
kirche:
Hilarious.