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Of course a hurricane would hit the week I take my vacation.
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
gi_jo:
i'll drink to that!
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An entire Saturday off? That's the stuff of legends. If anyone needs me I'll be finishing a bottle of scotch and watching The Avengers for the 100th time.
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Dear, the internet. If I ever refer to someone as "bro" please stab me in the neck with an unsharpened pencil.
geminitouche:
okay bro wink no prob
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This week has been weird. People I haven't talk to in months or years keep crawling out of the woodwork to contact me. Was my picture in the paper or something? Why are all these people suddenly trying to get in contact with me?
akuma:
Welcome back!
totallysomeone:
Thanks!
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Why is it so hot? It's like a blazing inferno of death around here. It's so hot that I pulled out a dry piece of paper and it burst into flames in my hands. It's so hot I poured fresh coffee on my hands just to cool them down. Ugh.

Seriously, this sucks. Maybe I should just move to Norway or something.
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I am bored as hell.
I called out of work today because I was told there would be bbq's and parties, but none of these things happened.

Now I'm just sitting at home doing nothing, for no reason.

Stupid lying roommate.
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Happy New Year, everyone. I hope 2011 is a great year for us all.
hooeylewis:
May it be a great year for you too
akuma:
IT IS going to be a fucking rad year... speak it into existence smile