Okay, so I think a new contender has quickly taken the number one slot on my most annoying pet peeves of all time list: conversation rapists.
You know who I'm talking about, these people who force themselves into your conversation , without consent from any parties involved, and then begin to shove their inane babblings, retarded questions, and asinine ideas down your throat. It's fucking annoying.
I bring this up, because there's quite a few of these people at my work, and apparently I either talk a lot, or have really interesting things to say because they like to jump into my conversations CONSTANTLY.
One of the main problems with these fucks, is that they usually come into the conversation late, having missed most of what was said, and then try to pack track. "What are you guys talking about?" "Wait, why are you mad at so-and-so?" "Are you guys talking about Roger Daultry?" And then, because for some reason, it would make YOU feel like a jerk if you didn't, you have to go back and say everything you already said to catch this douche bag up to speed on a conversation that he had nothing to do with. It's like if you were sitting in your apartment with your friend, or girlfriend or what have you, having a nice quiet evening at home, eating dinner, some candles are lit, there's a nice breeze comig in through your window, you're watching some netflix... and then BAM! I come busting in through the door, "Hey what are you guys watching? Oh cool, a movie, I'm getting in on that, wait, it's half over already. I'm just going to rewind it to the beginning so I know what's going on."
The other problem with this guy is that he (or she) is usually very opinionated. That's why he's raping your conversation in the first place, his opinion (on everything) is SOOOOOOOO.. important, that he has to let you know it, whether you were talking to him or not.
"Hey, Bob. You know what's awesome?"
"No, Arthur, what's awesome?"
"Bears! And dinosaurs!"
"Bears fighting dinosaurs?"
"Hell yeah, that's awesome, Bob! This conversation rules!"
"Uhhh, actually bears are lame, and dinosaurs are played out. Those things are both stupid. Also, bears and dinosaurs never coexisted so they could never fight. Also..."
"Yeah, but.."
"No, no! They're stupid, and anyone who likes those things should feel bad about themselves. However, despite the stupidity of those things, and the talking thereof, let me go on and on about why it's stupid.."
Seriously! You're just going to come into my conversation and start fucking disagreeing with me? Fuck you! Don't get me wrong, I can take a difference of opinion, but not from some asshole that just forced on me. It's like if I saw some guy walking down the street and I was like, "Hey, hey! That shirt looks bad on you!" as opposed to your friend asking if you like his shirt and you saying, "Well, not really, it's unflattering." or whatever.
Look, my point is stay the fuck out of my conversation, get your own. I'm tired of you dickheads. Think of yourself as a conversation vampire, you can't come in unless you're invited.
You know who I'm talking about, these people who force themselves into your conversation , without consent from any parties involved, and then begin to shove their inane babblings, retarded questions, and asinine ideas down your throat. It's fucking annoying.
I bring this up, because there's quite a few of these people at my work, and apparently I either talk a lot, or have really interesting things to say because they like to jump into my conversations CONSTANTLY.
One of the main problems with these fucks, is that they usually come into the conversation late, having missed most of what was said, and then try to pack track. "What are you guys talking about?" "Wait, why are you mad at so-and-so?" "Are you guys talking about Roger Daultry?" And then, because for some reason, it would make YOU feel like a jerk if you didn't, you have to go back and say everything you already said to catch this douche bag up to speed on a conversation that he had nothing to do with. It's like if you were sitting in your apartment with your friend, or girlfriend or what have you, having a nice quiet evening at home, eating dinner, some candles are lit, there's a nice breeze comig in through your window, you're watching some netflix... and then BAM! I come busting in through the door, "Hey what are you guys watching? Oh cool, a movie, I'm getting in on that, wait, it's half over already. I'm just going to rewind it to the beginning so I know what's going on."
The other problem with this guy is that he (or she) is usually very opinionated. That's why he's raping your conversation in the first place, his opinion (on everything) is SOOOOOOOO.. important, that he has to let you know it, whether you were talking to him or not.
"Hey, Bob. You know what's awesome?"
"No, Arthur, what's awesome?"
"Bears! And dinosaurs!"
"Bears fighting dinosaurs?"
"Hell yeah, that's awesome, Bob! This conversation rules!"
"Uhhh, actually bears are lame, and dinosaurs are played out. Those things are both stupid. Also, bears and dinosaurs never coexisted so they could never fight. Also..."
"Yeah, but.."
"No, no! They're stupid, and anyone who likes those things should feel bad about themselves. However, despite the stupidity of those things, and the talking thereof, let me go on and on about why it's stupid.."
Seriously! You're just going to come into my conversation and start fucking disagreeing with me? Fuck you! Don't get me wrong, I can take a difference of opinion, but not from some asshole that just forced on me. It's like if I saw some guy walking down the street and I was like, "Hey, hey! That shirt looks bad on you!" as opposed to your friend asking if you like his shirt and you saying, "Well, not really, it's unflattering." or whatever.
Look, my point is stay the fuck out of my conversation, get your own. I'm tired of you dickheads. Think of yourself as a conversation vampire, you can't come in unless you're invited.