DAMN! I need to put a breathalizer on my computer! I went out the other night with some friends and as I didn't have to drive , I spent more, I DRANK more , I tipped more, I probably OFFENDED MORE people than I have EVER done in recent history.... I am not typically a person who seeks to offend... but I kinda outDID myself that night! Apologies only go so far... I invented NEW FORMS of JACKASSERY! This is worse than a hangover, it is waking up and remembering that I behaved like me 20 years ago... If any of YOU were a victim of MINE, PLEASE know you have my most heartfelt apologies! Now, I see a rock that looks reaaly comfortable to go and crawl under...aaacchhh! 
