The kids these days... they don't know what good music is any more than my generation seemed to.
le sigh.
This is what my generation thought was "good..." At least they sound interesting when you play two songs of theirs at the same time.
It was foretold:
http://wiki.newspeakdictionary.com/wiki/Versificator
As much as I dislike the baby-boomers in general, at least they knew how to make good music: