so i've decided to finally update this piece. i really hate to write journal entries with no substance. this is not to say that my journal entries generally hold any substance whatsoever, but i feel as though if i updated more often these entries would become exponentially more inane.
now then, dear readers, i will have to apologize for any excessive babbling, misuse of the english language, etc, for i have taken a bit too much codeine. it's not my fault. the doctor gave it to me. as it turns out i have sars of the throat- more commonly referred to as pharyngitis and lymphodonotamy. i'm quite sure i just misspelled both of those.
i've been informed that i bitch too much. to prove all the haters wrong, i've decided to construct a list. i will bitch. yes. plenty, in fact. but i'll be sure to make a happy list as well.
happy fish:
gwar on halloween- it really was an amazing show. so many cute boys.
halloween kickball- blocking people from getting to the bases was fun. meeting gadget was great. she's adorable. and hanging out with clover is always a good time.
being the cracked out teef fairy for halloween- it involved a see through corset, a pink 80's skirt, combat boots, and huge feathered wings.
the boston sg caberet show- i was so drunk. and it was so good to meet everyone- i'd name everyone, but i don't remember half the people. that and minimalism introduced me to soooooo many people. he's good like that. derceto bought me a drink. he's good like that. and harassing the man at the door was fun too.
meeting trinity pants- she's the cutest thing ever. really. i was quite dissapointed when she wouldn't come home with us
but whatever. there will be more time for kidnapping 
meeting all the lovely sgs at the caberet show- they were all way hotter in person. and disgustingly friendly.
scaring the shit out of xrevolverxs beagle- i had my hoodie with the cat ears on. everytime i went anywhere near the thing it started fuckin howling. it was really funny.
making pumpkin pie- vegan goodness. i plan on making everyone eat it tomorrow.
codeine- i love that warm fuzzy feeling.
coasting 15 out of the 25 miles home from school- it really does take skill.
punching jordon in the balls- he really did deserve it. i don't like it when people patronize me. i don't like emo kids either. so hence, he started it. besides. he owes me money.
drunken movie nights with the wifey- getting stupid drunk and watching movies with christian slater and johnny depp makes me disgustingly happy. sometimes we play dream phone too. yep. it's a game targetted at 11 year old girls. and we fuckin love it.
words like pinstrick, bangtail, and slag- it seems like such a nice way to call the person sitting next to you a raging whore.
acdc dance parties- BOOTYSHAKE!
playing pool exceedingly drunk- i find it easier to make people lose than to actually win. the man at the counter offered to teach me, but told me i'd have to drink less next time because in the state that i was in, it would be like teaching the jukebox to play pool.
going out on good dates- i went on a few. they were nice. i'd like to go on more.
silly movies- i went and say the machinist. i liked it. mostly for the arm that was caught on the machinary and spinning. i was also promised that if i went up to boston that people would watch josie and the pussycats with me. sadly, i was brutally rebuffed.
vanilla vodka with orange juice- tasty!
sad fish:
sars of the throat- it hurts.
social anxiety- i flipped the fuck out and had about three mental breakdowns before my dear dear friends calmed me the fuck down.
the drive to and from boston- so long. so confusing. why the fuck does 95 north turn in to 295 south? and why didn't we realize before doing a huge fucking k turn through all of new jersey?
people who brake for green lights- and bends in the road, and oncoming traffic, and trees, etc..
pedestrians having the right of way in cambridge- i almost ran over about four people and all they did was wave at me.
my car dying- it sucked. but i fixed it.
my friend shipping out with the army
boys who are mean to me- boys hate me.
bush
condoleeza rice
sean hannity- i blame people like him for this recent election.
anne coulter- i blame her too.
batteries in my vibrators dying- i'm even MORE sexually frustrated now.
whisky- it tastes like alcohal.
parents- they're mean to me.
work- it blows my asshole. i'm too weak to work there. i had a washing machine try to throw my ass down a flight of stairs.
being broke- i don't have the money to pay my tuition, my car insurance, my phone bill... none of that shit
now then, dear readers, i will have to apologize for any excessive babbling, misuse of the english language, etc, for i have taken a bit too much codeine. it's not my fault. the doctor gave it to me. as it turns out i have sars of the throat- more commonly referred to as pharyngitis and lymphodonotamy. i'm quite sure i just misspelled both of those.
i've been informed that i bitch too much. to prove all the haters wrong, i've decided to construct a list. i will bitch. yes. plenty, in fact. but i'll be sure to make a happy list as well.
happy fish:
gwar on halloween- it really was an amazing show. so many cute boys.
halloween kickball- blocking people from getting to the bases was fun. meeting gadget was great. she's adorable. and hanging out with clover is always a good time.
being the cracked out teef fairy for halloween- it involved a see through corset, a pink 80's skirt, combat boots, and huge feathered wings.
the boston sg caberet show- i was so drunk. and it was so good to meet everyone- i'd name everyone, but i don't remember half the people. that and minimalism introduced me to soooooo many people. he's good like that. derceto bought me a drink. he's good like that. and harassing the man at the door was fun too.
meeting trinity pants- she's the cutest thing ever. really. i was quite dissapointed when she wouldn't come home with us
but whatever. there will be more time for kidnapping
meeting all the lovely sgs at the caberet show- they were all way hotter in person. and disgustingly friendly.
scaring the shit out of xrevolverxs beagle- i had my hoodie with the cat ears on. everytime i went anywhere near the thing it started fuckin howling. it was really funny.
making pumpkin pie- vegan goodness. i plan on making everyone eat it tomorrow.
codeine- i love that warm fuzzy feeling.
coasting 15 out of the 25 miles home from school- it really does take skill.
punching jordon in the balls- he really did deserve it. i don't like it when people patronize me. i don't like emo kids either. so hence, he started it. besides. he owes me money.
drunken movie nights with the wifey- getting stupid drunk and watching movies with christian slater and johnny depp makes me disgustingly happy. sometimes we play dream phone too. yep. it's a game targetted at 11 year old girls. and we fuckin love it.
words like pinstrick, bangtail, and slag- it seems like such a nice way to call the person sitting next to you a raging whore.
acdc dance parties- BOOTYSHAKE!
playing pool exceedingly drunk- i find it easier to make people lose than to actually win. the man at the counter offered to teach me, but told me i'd have to drink less next time because in the state that i was in, it would be like teaching the jukebox to play pool.
going out on good dates- i went on a few. they were nice. i'd like to go on more.
silly movies- i went and say the machinist. i liked it. mostly for the arm that was caught on the machinary and spinning. i was also promised that if i went up to boston that people would watch josie and the pussycats with me. sadly, i was brutally rebuffed.
vanilla vodka with orange juice- tasty!
sad fish:
sars of the throat- it hurts.
social anxiety- i flipped the fuck out and had about three mental breakdowns before my dear dear friends calmed me the fuck down.
the drive to and from boston- so long. so confusing. why the fuck does 95 north turn in to 295 south? and why didn't we realize before doing a huge fucking k turn through all of new jersey?
people who brake for green lights- and bends in the road, and oncoming traffic, and trees, etc..
pedestrians having the right of way in cambridge- i almost ran over about four people and all they did was wave at me.
my car dying- it sucked. but i fixed it.
my friend shipping out with the army
boys who are mean to me- boys hate me.
bush
condoleeza rice
sean hannity- i blame people like him for this recent election.
anne coulter- i blame her too.
batteries in my vibrators dying- i'm even MORE sexually frustrated now.
whisky- it tastes like alcohal.
parents- they're mean to me.
work- it blows my asshole. i'm too weak to work there. i had a washing machine try to throw my ass down a flight of stairs.
being broke- i don't have the money to pay my tuition, my car insurance, my phone bill... none of that shit
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xoxo
trin