the world has decided to shit on me today.
i got home from work at 5am. i had to clean the shower before i could shower. so i didn't get to bed til like 6:30am.
i woke up at 8am dizzy and shaking. my bloodsugar was crazy low. so i sat there shaking trying to connect the cup of orange juice with my mouth. it was interesting.
so i got up. when i finished shaking i realized what horrible cramps i had.
but whatever. i had an interview to go to! yep. the place that i've worked for for two years made me go to an interview in edison, new jersey. it's a good 2 hours or so away in theory.
since i'm a broke ass motherfucker, i had to go to an atm so i could pay for the train and bus fare. the first three atm's i went to were broken. that should have told me something. it was a sign from someone waaaay more powerful than i.
but no. i prevailed and pushed forward. i got to penn station and the train that was supposed to leave at 10am wasn't leaving til 10:41am. bastards!
so i'm on the train finally. after 2034802938 people decided that i looked like fun to talk to
the train stopped where i was supposed to get off. but apparently not all the doors were opening. so i ran to the other doors just in time to watch the doors slam in my face as my stop slid away in the distance.
so i got off at the next stop. south amboy. never have i ever been to a place so filled to the brim with the clinically stupid. i tried asking for directions, and other such info. i would have had better luck asking the pigeon shit that covered the ground.
so i waited for an hour for the bus. at which point the driver informed me that no busses go to edison from there. at that point i was loudly offerring to guage my major organs out in alphabetical order.
it then started snowing. yes. it wasn't enough to be stuck in an empty town full of emptier people, but now i was stuck in the snow.
luckilly my mother was in jersey and somehow found me asleep outside the train station- she's got super powers, i swear.
we then got lost on the way to the interview. in edison. lovely, corporate edison.
the interview was pointless. me filling out tax forms. they could have saved me the trouble and mailed them to me. they then informed me that they might not be able to pay me as much as they did last year due to budget cuts or some shit. yes. so in my third year working for them they're gonna cut my pay? what the fuck? fuckin promote me and justify it or something. this is the company that i worked about 70 hours a week for. what the fuck is that? why are they trying to ass fuck me without the common courtesy of lubing me up first?
so we got going. at which point i got hold of my 23049820398432 medical bills. i need a new identity cause i sure as fuck can't afford the $525 anesthesia, $500 surgery, and all that other shit. i'd have performed the surgery myself had i known they'd be monetarilly assfucking me later.
so we got home. and packed up the cats to go to delaware to visit the vet. murphy has never ever ever meowed. untill today. she was very very sad to be leaving
so my babies are gone. i have a very very codependant relationship with my cats. i'm doing well with this.
oh. and the corporate whores that drug tested me already said that they don't want me to work for them. before they even got the drug test results. classy, right? i got fired because i don't look corporate enough. yep. apparently that effects my lifeguarding abilities. i'm gonna think of some evil evil way to wreak havoc and revenge upon them.
so now i'm off to go to sleep before anything else can go wrong.
love and violence,
- tori -
i got home from work at 5am. i had to clean the shower before i could shower. so i didn't get to bed til like 6:30am.
i woke up at 8am dizzy and shaking. my bloodsugar was crazy low. so i sat there shaking trying to connect the cup of orange juice with my mouth. it was interesting.
so i got up. when i finished shaking i realized what horrible cramps i had.
but whatever. i had an interview to go to! yep. the place that i've worked for for two years made me go to an interview in edison, new jersey. it's a good 2 hours or so away in theory.
since i'm a broke ass motherfucker, i had to go to an atm so i could pay for the train and bus fare. the first three atm's i went to were broken. that should have told me something. it was a sign from someone waaaay more powerful than i.
but no. i prevailed and pushed forward. i got to penn station and the train that was supposed to leave at 10am wasn't leaving til 10:41am. bastards!
so i'm on the train finally. after 2034802938 people decided that i looked like fun to talk to
the train stopped where i was supposed to get off. but apparently not all the doors were opening. so i ran to the other doors just in time to watch the doors slam in my face as my stop slid away in the distance.
so i got off at the next stop. south amboy. never have i ever been to a place so filled to the brim with the clinically stupid. i tried asking for directions, and other such info. i would have had better luck asking the pigeon shit that covered the ground.
so i waited for an hour for the bus. at which point the driver informed me that no busses go to edison from there. at that point i was loudly offerring to guage my major organs out in alphabetical order.
it then started snowing. yes. it wasn't enough to be stuck in an empty town full of emptier people, but now i was stuck in the snow.
luckilly my mother was in jersey and somehow found me asleep outside the train station- she's got super powers, i swear.
we then got lost on the way to the interview. in edison. lovely, corporate edison.
the interview was pointless. me filling out tax forms. they could have saved me the trouble and mailed them to me. they then informed me that they might not be able to pay me as much as they did last year due to budget cuts or some shit. yes. so in my third year working for them they're gonna cut my pay? what the fuck? fuckin promote me and justify it or something. this is the company that i worked about 70 hours a week for. what the fuck is that? why are they trying to ass fuck me without the common courtesy of lubing me up first?
so we got going. at which point i got hold of my 23049820398432 medical bills. i need a new identity cause i sure as fuck can't afford the $525 anesthesia, $500 surgery, and all that other shit. i'd have performed the surgery myself had i known they'd be monetarilly assfucking me later.
so we got home. and packed up the cats to go to delaware to visit the vet. murphy has never ever ever meowed. untill today. she was very very sad to be leaving
so my babies are gone. i have a very very codependant relationship with my cats. i'm doing well with this.
oh. and the corporate whores that drug tested me already said that they don't want me to work for them. before they even got the drug test results. classy, right? i got fired because i don't look corporate enough. yep. apparently that effects my lifeguarding abilities. i'm gonna think of some evil evil way to wreak havoc and revenge upon them.
so now i'm off to go to sleep before anything else can go wrong.
love and violence,
- tori -
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