tori

alright. my new cause. i'm starting a minor letter writing campaign for my mother to convince her i'm not the asshole she has convinced herself and her shrink that i am.
this is the most recent letter i've recieved from my mother:

I am your mother and I
love
you and if that is inconvenient or difficult for you, then it is.

The NY Times article said you were one of the soon to be posted models
for
suicidegirls.com which posts very sleazy pictures of young girls.
Another
name for that type of site is a jerk-off-site because that is what it
is
used for by its mostly male audience. And I'm not going to believe you
made
the choice to model for them because you're broke.

so, you say you're "fucking up" but at least you are on your own. OK.
but
the two don't have to be together. You are one of the brightest, most
focused people I know when you want to be, and I have every belief that
you
can make other choices.

i found this only mildly offensive, and hence have everyone i know writing things in my mother's general direction convincing her that i don't suck at life, and that this site rocks.
so. kids. if you want to help out you should send a letter to my mother. if you send it to torisuicide@yahoo.com i'll forward it to my cuntrag of a mother.
really. you know you want to
in other news... my bitch of a roommate moved out on the second swearing that i tried to pull some rent scam. yeah. right. whatever. no rent scams were pulled. but i am glad to have the bitch out of the house. she was annoying, vapid, and her boyfriend really needs to die. i tried to blacklist him from the house, but this seems to be a better alternative.
i'm kicking another roommate out on wednesday cause he sucks shit. he can't seem to figure out the first of the month from his asshole. motherfucker went out and bought a fuckin guinea pig when rent was due. fuckin ass. the stupid thing died the next day. and i still don't have rent from him.
so yeah. much love to everyone! write my mother a quick note!
and skulls for sam!
only cause i care