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Thursday Sep 27, 2007

Sep 27, 2007
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it's my birthday in about an hour.
i'm going to be old.
i mean i'll be 76.
that's crazy.

in other news.
people have been strange recently.
there's no grey area anymore.
either they're pulling really seedy shit.
or they're saying super sweet touching things.
it's weird.
it's either i'm going to shoot you or i'm going to take a bullet for you.

i need to go get my birthday booze on but i leave you with this bit of joy. please respond in kind.

what do you call an abortion in prague?

warning. this is more crude and obnoxious than my normal blither.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

a canceled check.

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
sunshine:
Happy Birthday Sweetie! smile
hope it's a good one!
Sep 28, 2007
good_neighbor:
aw, my joke is famous now.
Oct 21, 2007

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