tori

it's my birthday in about an hour.
i'm going to be old.
i mean i'll be 76.
that's crazy.

in other news.
people have been strange recently.
there's no grey area anymore.
either they're pulling really seedy shit.
or they're saying super sweet touching things.
it's weird.
it's either i'm going to shoot you or i'm going to take a bullet for you.

i need to go get my birthday booze on but i leave you with this bit of joy. please respond in kind.

what do you call an abortion in prague?

warning. this is more crude and obnoxious than my normal blither.