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it's my birthday in about an hour.
i'm going to be old.
i mean i'll be 76.
that's crazy.
in other news.
people have been strange recently.
there's no grey area anymore.
either they're pulling really seedy shit.
or they're saying super sweet touching things.
it's weird.
it's either i'm going to shoot you or i'm going to take a bullet for you.
i need...
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i'm going to be old.
i mean i'll be 76.
that's crazy.
in other news.
people have been strange recently.
there's no grey area anymore.
either they're pulling really seedy shit.
or they're saying super sweet touching things.
it's weird.
it's either i'm going to shoot you or i'm going to take a bullet for you.
i need...
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sunshine:
Happy Birthday Sweetie! 
hope it's a good one!
hope it's a good one!
good_neighbor:
aw, my joke is famous now.
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dr_lizardo:
Hey girl update sometime.
n8urboy:
Say hi sometime and we'll reflect back on times when we both posted more than twice a year.
so.
just when things were going well...
mom is back in the hospital.
this time it was a stroke.
but once again she seems to be recovering well.
i'm bored with things these days.
it might be because all i do is work.
seriously.
do you know when the last time i got to eat or sleep?
no? i don't either.
but i'm getting new...
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just when things were going well...
mom is back in the hospital.
this time it was a stroke.
but once again she seems to be recovering well.
i'm bored with things these days.
it might be because all i do is work.
seriously.
do you know when the last time i got to eat or sleep?
no? i don't either.
but i'm getting new...
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atomh8:
just take off and go somewhere. planning a vacation isn't a vacation at all, its just a new schedule to follow.
hooliganboy:
Alright young lady, first of all Cleveland is not bumblefuck! Its a lovely violent dirty mean lil town that you should really look into taking a vacation too. You still owe me for something im sure. And were really good at that whole getting drunk and kicking people thing here.
Im not moving to the east coast. I actually may be looking into moving to Memphis, maybe. I thought albany was a pretty sweet lil town but I would rather saw my toes off than move to NYC. Im a huge fan of big cities. I LOVE Chicago, but all those overly pretentious high on themself nyc fucks mke me nauseas.
Sorry ma had a relapse. Super glad to hear shes recovering well though. What ever happened to your medical career?
And I lost your number too so dont feel bad. I think that was like 3 phones ago. Im a lil hard on cellular technology. Anyway as much I dont like the idea of putting it on a public forum 216-798-8245. I do expect a drunk dial now!
Im not moving to the east coast. I actually may be looking into moving to Memphis, maybe. I thought albany was a pretty sweet lil town but I would rather saw my toes off than move to NYC. Im a huge fan of big cities. I LOVE Chicago, but all those overly pretentious high on themself nyc fucks mke me nauseas.
Sorry ma had a relapse. Super glad to hear shes recovering well though. What ever happened to your medical career?
And I lost your number too so dont feel bad. I think that was like 3 phones ago. Im a lil hard on cellular technology. Anyway as much I dont like the idea of putting it on a public forum 216-798-8245. I do expect a drunk dial now!
hey. thanks everyone for the kind words for my mama. she is doing 2349874576512340918234876 times better. she's even wearing pants these days!
i've been crazy busy with work. like 110 hours a week. i need a break. i had quit drinking up until this 110 hours a week stuff.
as much as it sucks to work so much, knowing that i'm getting paid more that...
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i've been crazy busy with work. like 110 hours a week. i need a break. i had quit drinking up until this 110 hours a week stuff.
as much as it sucks to work so much, knowing that i'm getting paid more that...
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hooliganboy:
Super glad to hear yo ma's doing betta!
Im doing fine. Nothin really ever changes round here. Still just towing the line between part time paramedic and part time alcoholic. Its not much but hey, I make a life outta it.
What are you doing these days? And why on earth are you working 110hrs a week? You need to stop that, I can tell you from personal experience that its just no worth what it does to you. Just think night of the living dead.
Oh and ps, I miss you. You should call me sometime, your always my favorate drunk dial!
Im doing fine. Nothin really ever changes round here. Still just towing the line between part time paramedic and part time alcoholic. Its not much but hey, I make a life outta it.
What are you doing these days? And why on earth are you working 110hrs a week? You need to stop that, I can tell you from personal experience that its just no worth what it does to you. Just think night of the living dead.
Oh and ps, I miss you. You should call me sometime, your always my favorate drunk dial!
yuriel:
Hope yer mommy's still well.
<3
Hope you aren't still being overworked so badly <3
Hopefully you will be moire regularly viewing naked girls soon
Ok I admit I'm biased
Some naked gals can be more special than others
<3
Hope you aren't still being overworked so badly <3
Hopefully you will be moire regularly viewing naked girls soon
Ok I admit I'm biased
Some naked gals can be more special than others
so my mom's sick in the hospital.
it's really rough.
she had an ovarian cyst.
so they did a hysterectomy.
but then they found a tumor on her colon.
the next day her kidneys failed.
they got progressively worse over the past few days.
yesterday she had quite a bit of memory loss.
she couldn't remember her birthday or my father's name.
i'm kinda really...
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it's really rough.
she had an ovarian cyst.
so they did a hysterectomy.
but then they found a tumor on her colon.
the next day her kidneys failed.
they got progressively worse over the past few days.
yesterday she had quite a bit of memory loss.
she couldn't remember her birthday or my father's name.
i'm kinda really...
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hooliganboy:
Ah Darlin thats awfull, hope everything works out. Just remember people ofter have remarkable abilities to bounce back. Acute kidney failure is usually reverable as long as they find the cause quickly. And memory loss can just be a temporary side effect. Just keep a positive attitude, for her and you.
nirzvanza:
Hang in there! I hope your mom is doing a bit better by now!
so the set greg boil shot got rejected.
oops.
it happens.
and what's funnier than a three year lull between sets?
i think i quit drinking.
i'm not entirely sure yet.
it's been 15 days.
the queers played at work a few weeks ago. it was pretty fucking cool. i enjoy them immensely.
a guy came into work the other day and told me one...
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oops.
it happens.
and what's funnier than a three year lull between sets?
i think i quit drinking.
i'm not entirely sure yet.
it's been 15 days.
the queers played at work a few weeks ago. it was pretty fucking cool. i enjoy them immensely.
a guy came into work the other day and told me one...
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nyhcx516:
BOO
mother fucker
mother fucker
trinityy:
i miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
you have no idea. i have a new cell number
ia m gonna send it to you
you have no idea. i have a new cell number
ia m gonna send it to you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
this is my new favorite thing. ever.
that's really all for now. i'll do a proper update when i'm not sick. as for now i'm covered in snot from head to toe. it reminds me of an old trailer trash uk song.
i shot a new set. i need to get on with sending it in. greg boil of the boils ( http://www.myspace.com/theboils )shot...
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this is my new favorite thing. ever.
that's really all for now. i'll do a proper update when i'm not sick. as for now i'm covered in snot from head to toe. it reminds me of an old trailer trash uk song.
i shot a new set. i need to get on with sending it in. greg boil of the boils ( http://www.myspace.com/theboils )shot...
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onesandzeros:
Lol it's ok, the next time I'll do some stuff like Explosions in the Sky and what have you
derceto:
don't worry, the secret is safe with me
so i went to boston this weekend.
i told my friends "show me boston!"
they took me to a best buy.
i can't wait til they visit.
i can find at least 4 best buys.
i have a camera. and super dumb pictures to go with it. i'll post them soonish.
so.
what are you being for halloween?
i'm going as jon benet ramsey.
i...
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i told my friends "show me boston!"
they took me to a best buy.
i can't wait til they visit.
i can find at least 4 best buys.
i have a camera. and super dumb pictures to go with it. i'll post them soonish.
so.
what are you being for halloween?
i'm going as jon benet ramsey.
i...
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mrzombie:
excellent comic
good_neighbor:
cheer up soon plz and remember:
im faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllling for you
matt
cheer up soon plz and remember:
im faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllling for you
matt
well.
for my summer vacation...
i got attacked by a 15 year old. if i had hit him back i'd have gotten assault 2nd degree. the cop pretty much blaimed me for being in that neighborhood. too bad i was at work.
i had to tail a bus containing missing russians.
i saved two people that were drowning. at the same time. immediately after i...
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for my summer vacation...
i got attacked by a 15 year old. if i had hit him back i'd have gotten assault 2nd degree. the cop pretty much blaimed me for being in that neighborhood. too bad i was at work.
i had to tail a bus containing missing russians.
i saved two people that were drowning. at the same time. immediately after i...
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maligne:
Yikes. Pretty sucky! Hope your falls kickin butt! 
yetimike:
greetings -- when i break up, i like to have lots of rebound sex but make sure it's with people you're not oing to get attached to, as rebound relationships very rarely work out...
you really need a hobbie? krikey i have too many. why not watch a lot of movies? that's always a good, cheap, fun escape type thing.
you really need a hobbie? krikey i have too many. why not watch a lot of movies? that's always a good, cheap, fun escape type thing.
no more birthdays. ever. ever again.
this year. in time for my getting too fucking old.
i have mono.
and parvo.
and my car failed inspections.
the day my company took the work truck back.
and my serbians left.
and my bulgarians are never coming back from california.
and a certain boy is being weird. and i don't like it.
lets not
BUT. how was...
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this year. in time for my getting too fucking old.
i have mono.
and parvo.
and my car failed inspections.
the day my company took the work truck back.
and my serbians left.
and my bulgarians are never coming back from california.
and a certain boy is being weird. and i don't like it.
lets not
BUT. how was...
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rxqueen:
happy birthday sweetness
atomh8:
my summer was bizarre, lots of ups and downs, but all in all I came out better than when I went in so it was good.
"if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphallus."
have i ever told you how much money i make? how i just swim in it. lavish is often how we describe my lifestyle.
i drive an '88 integra. i love it. yeah. it looks like hell. it's rusting apart. but it's probably faster than your car. i've gotten over...
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have i ever told you how much money i make? how i just swim in it. lavish is often how we describe my lifestyle.
i drive an '88 integra. i love it. yeah. it looks like hell. it's rusting apart. but it's probably faster than your car. i've gotten over...
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firdus:
i bet in NY there are a lot of people who cant wait to teach u the worst italian words!!!!!
genuine069:
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You don't hate me do you?!
I'll be right back with some vanity photos...
How's that?