topcat269

Last night Melissa Gayle and I go out to our neighbor bar. This place is one of our favorite hang outs.

We were getting tipsy; listening to the DJ. A brawl broke out. When I say brawl I mean it started between 2 men and ended with 4 men and 2 women all over the bar. 1 particular idiot tried 4 times to break a beer bottle on a table. When Idiot succeeded he started jabbing the TOP of another man's head with the bottle. My girlfriend broke up the girls with all 125lbs of her might, in 4 inch heels. After the rest of the brawl broke up, Idiot(man with broken bottle) went outside and jumped in his car. Bloody head man shortly followed. He made it to the door when Idiot slammed on the gas to run him over. Idiot missed and destroyed the front door to the bar. After this he drives off. The usual excitement of cops ends the night. Some of the regulars(including us) get 1 more round. This is when we found out that this all stared becuase a MICHEAL JACKSON SONG. What the fuck is this world coming to.