4th Cuts
It's starting to get cozy in here, folks. Top Ten draws ever nearer and Cat's adorable love for her "kids" will deepen, strengthen, and my orgy fantasies will become more clearly defined. Wait, what?
Aww, man! Just when she was starting to grow on me. Really, though, in that bottom three there was no one else to go. Toodles sexy. And ciao Orphan Kobe. Your foreign vibe just wasn't...vibing. Be more Russian next time, apparently.
Before I rank: This shit is getting tough. As keeps getting pointed out, this is the closest season they've ever had. Yes, there are clear cut favorites, but the underdogs don't lack much in skill, only marketability. These next few weeks will see some heartbreak.
This top spot is getting tenuous, but only because a certain someone is starting to stir Sarah-like feelings in me. That said, her last routine was super wacky and she sold it for me. Apparently it did for a lot of folks, since it didn't land her in the bottom 3 as many thought. Also, boobs + full body latex outfit + no discernable bra + basic physics = jiggle win. Oh, and nice "outfit" for the result. *fans self*
Oh hai, new Sarah. Dirty old man feelings aside, this girl is getting electric for me. I was actually sort of happy to see her solo this week. After so much amazing work through so many genres it was nice to be reminded why she was put in the top 20. Girl is a contempo wiz. Oh, and Chbeeb is in so much trouble with his girlfriend. I think our little Jeanine might be sweet on his goofy ass. Go boy, go.
Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen anyone so happy on the show that hasn't just won as she was on Wednesday. We got to watch a person live their sweetest dream out in front of us, people. Pure magic. The way they keep featuring her in the results show numbers and the strength of her work thus far leads me to believe she's more than just your average ballerina. I mean, obviously, or else she wouldn't be here, but you get my point.
It was a shock to see her in the bottom three (something I'll probably be writing from here on out) but she could have come out and literally taken a dump on stage and the judges would have put her through. And the opening number outfit? Was that legal? Thank goodness, it totally was.
She has what I call "dancer face." Not that she's an ugly woman, but when she dances she's fucking hot. Also, she seems to really get along with her partner (big doofus that he is), so it should be fun to watch her again next week. She hasn't really disappointed yet.
The wife put it best: something is suddenly missing from her. Not that she was super strong for me to begin with, but I feel like she might have given up. Time will tell...
Of course, week 1 of calling the cuts and I go 0-2. Still at least Kupono was in the bottom 3. I'm going with Randi and Evan next week. They've stayed out of the bottom 3 so far, but they ain't doing it for me and I'm the voice of the people, so come on now.
It's starting to get cozy in here, folks. Top Ten draws ever nearer and Cat's adorable love for her "kids" will deepen, strengthen, and my orgy fantasies will become more clearly defined. Wait, what?
Aww, man! Just when she was starting to grow on me. Really, though, in that bottom three there was no one else to go. Toodles sexy. And ciao Orphan Kobe. Your foreign vibe just wasn't...vibing. Be more Russian next time, apparently.
Before I rank: This shit is getting tough. As keeps getting pointed out, this is the closest season they've ever had. Yes, there are clear cut favorites, but the underdogs don't lack much in skill, only marketability. These next few weeks will see some heartbreak.
This top spot is getting tenuous, but only because a certain someone is starting to stir Sarah-like feelings in me. That said, her last routine was super wacky and she sold it for me. Apparently it did for a lot of folks, since it didn't land her in the bottom 3 as many thought. Also, boobs + full body latex outfit + no discernable bra + basic physics = jiggle win. Oh, and nice "outfit" for the result. *fans self*
Oh hai, new Sarah. Dirty old man feelings aside, this girl is getting electric for me. I was actually sort of happy to see her solo this week. After so much amazing work through so many genres it was nice to be reminded why she was put in the top 20. Girl is a contempo wiz. Oh, and Chbeeb is in so much trouble with his girlfriend. I think our little Jeanine might be sweet on his goofy ass. Go boy, go.
Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen anyone so happy on the show that hasn't just won as she was on Wednesday. We got to watch a person live their sweetest dream out in front of us, people. Pure magic. The way they keep featuring her in the results show numbers and the strength of her work thus far leads me to believe she's more than just your average ballerina. I mean, obviously, or else she wouldn't be here, but you get my point.
It was a shock to see her in the bottom three (something I'll probably be writing from here on out) but she could have come out and literally taken a dump on stage and the judges would have put her through. And the opening number outfit? Was that legal? Thank goodness, it totally was.
She has what I call "dancer face." Not that she's an ugly woman, but when she dances she's fucking hot. Also, she seems to really get along with her partner (big doofus that he is), so it should be fun to watch her again next week. She hasn't really disappointed yet.
The wife put it best: something is suddenly missing from her. Not that she was super strong for me to begin with, but I feel like she might have given up. Time will tell...
Of course, week 1 of calling the cuts and I go 0-2. Still at least Kupono was in the bottom 3. I'm going with Randi and Evan next week. They've stayed out of the bottom 3 so far, but they ain't doing it for me and I'm the voice of the people, so come on now.
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Actually, that was how I first learned about the first Dune prequel book.