3rd Cuts
Class act move by the show giving shout outs to the big three celebrities who passed this week, but especially classy to give such love to Michael Jackson. Yes, the man led an extremely questionable life for the last 20 years or so (if not longer), but you cannot take away what he did for the world of dance. As I read earlier today, the Michael we all loved has been dead to us for some time. This is just the formality. And that's all I'm going to say on that here.
Loved the opening routine (For obvious reasons. Holy shit, the outfits on the ladies were smoking). Great melding of styles and feels. Bravo indeed.
Did I say I was over her, or did I not? Her time had come. He just didn't seem to care enough and that cost him.
While that was the weirdest Paso Doble I think I've ever seen, and her hair piece was frightening at best, the rest of her was hot shit, and there was that one lift (that was oddly ignored) where she was pretty much made of air and skin. Oh, and her solo this week was pure dancing magic.
Interesting my top two were in the bottom three this week. Karla is so fucking sexy, man. That shit is just oozing out of her pores. I could watch her do almost anything. Paired with Vito, they should pretty much be having sex on stage next week, no matter what the style. The judges called her solo desperate, but all I saw was sex.
Between the completely adorable and extremely proficient Broadway routine (50s bangs melt anyone else's heart?) and the pants-tearing hotness she had going on in the opening routine tonight, Jeanine rockets up to spot 3. She's been pretty much carrying Chbeeb so far, so I'd really like to see them get a style more suited for him so he can shine.
Is it just me or she getting hotter every week? These pictures are not, however. No justice is being done to these ladies. The outfit for the rumba routine was pretty much made of boners. Seriously, pause your TiVoed episode and look closely. Thousands of tiny boners barely covering her body.
Speaking of boners...first time I've ever been turned on by a Viennese Waltz. This girls legs go on for days and she isn't bad at any style yet. Danger, rest of the laydeez. Danger.
She was fucking owning the opening number tonight. Hot shit indeed. Only Jeanine eclipsed her. The routine was also awesome. She looked like pure sex. Win.
Though she's growing on me and she's probably safe given her pairing with the wife's favorite, Randi stays down here. I know, I know, an ass-centric routine should have gotten her out of the basement (rimshot...oh, triple entendre!), but she'll stay here until she fellates Nigel after being in the bottom three.
New feature! As I properly called the losers this week, I'm going to give it a shot (and fail) from here on out. And I haven't even seen the numbers yet! I'm so crazy. Anyhow, here's who's going: Kupono and Janette. Don't ask me why, it's just my gut feeling.
Class act move by the show giving shout outs to the big three celebrities who passed this week, but especially classy to give such love to Michael Jackson. Yes, the man led an extremely questionable life for the last 20 years or so (if not longer), but you cannot take away what he did for the world of dance. As I read earlier today, the Michael we all loved has been dead to us for some time. This is just the formality. And that's all I'm going to say on that here.
Loved the opening routine (For obvious reasons. Holy shit, the outfits on the ladies were smoking). Great melding of styles and feels. Bravo indeed.
Did I say I was over her, or did I not? Her time had come. He just didn't seem to care enough and that cost him.
While that was the weirdest Paso Doble I think I've ever seen, and her hair piece was frightening at best, the rest of her was hot shit, and there was that one lift (that was oddly ignored) where she was pretty much made of air and skin. Oh, and her solo this week was pure dancing magic.
Interesting my top two were in the bottom three this week. Karla is so fucking sexy, man. That shit is just oozing out of her pores. I could watch her do almost anything. Paired with Vito, they should pretty much be having sex on stage next week, no matter what the style. The judges called her solo desperate, but all I saw was sex.
Between the completely adorable and extremely proficient Broadway routine (50s bangs melt anyone else's heart?) and the pants-tearing hotness she had going on in the opening routine tonight, Jeanine rockets up to spot 3. She's been pretty much carrying Chbeeb so far, so I'd really like to see them get a style more suited for him so he can shine.
Is it just me or she getting hotter every week? These pictures are not, however. No justice is being done to these ladies. The outfit for the rumba routine was pretty much made of boners. Seriously, pause your TiVoed episode and look closely. Thousands of tiny boners barely covering her body.
Speaking of boners...first time I've ever been turned on by a Viennese Waltz. This girls legs go on for days and she isn't bad at any style yet. Danger, rest of the laydeez. Danger.
She was fucking owning the opening number tonight. Hot shit indeed. Only Jeanine eclipsed her. The routine was also awesome. She looked like pure sex. Win.
Though she's growing on me and she's probably safe given her pairing with the wife's favorite, Randi stays down here. I know, I know, an ass-centric routine should have gotten her out of the basement (rimshot...oh, triple entendre!), but she'll stay here until she fellates Nigel after being in the bottom three.
New feature! As I properly called the losers this week, I'm going to give it a shot (and fail) from here on out. And I haven't even seen the numbers yet! I'm so crazy. Anyhow, here's who's going: Kupono and Janette. Don't ask me why, it's just my gut feeling.
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d_day:
Yes, yes it is. Hell, just the fact that we need places like that is depressing.
melladoree:
the GRE is what you take to go to grad school - like the SAT for college students.