Part III of my diatribe on the amazing impact that television can have on our imaginary love lives:
The first cuts were made and I can't say I argue. Rayven had some stuff, but didn't really grab me. I have barely any idea who the dude was. Being first to dance couldn't have helped them much.
On to who I may or may not love this season:
Kher, as I've decided to call her, is hell of cute, young and bubbly, and a Californian. She's also pretty lovely when she dances. However, her full name is Kherington Taylor Payne and I just don't think I can hang with that.
Chelsea T is super cute, high energy, and filled with "sass." I reserve the right to claim I've loved her all along, but I'm waiting for the implosion with her partner.
Chelsie H is the virginal blonde good girl that sort of bores the living hell out of me as a dancer and as a person.
Kourtni L spells her name in a really annoying way and just doesn't quite do it for me. She was in the bottom three this week and probably will be so again.
Susie reminds me of someone like Marisa Miller. I'm supposed to find her hot but I just don't get it. She's a good dancer, but she scares me a bit.
Dude, her name is Comfort Ogheneruro Fedoke. She's as full of attitude as you can get and she's in incredible shape. If she can hold up the dancing end she'll be a season long favorite for me.
Katee and Joshua's dance actually made me tear up (shit, I just watched it again and it did it to me again, also Tabitha & Napoleon might be the choreographers to watch this season) . I'm pulling for Josh almost as much as Twitch. Katee and Josh were fucking magic and I'm very happy we get to watch these two together for many weeks to come (until they split them up, of course). She's a front runner for my heart.
Even though my wife hates her, I have a bit of a soft spot for Jessica. There's something about her style I really like. And dimples don't hurt. Kind of looking like Kari Byron is okay too.
Honestly, I can't find much more to say about Courtney G other than she's hot and reminds me of other hot women. She's not a bad dancer (obviously) but she hasn't given us much more than that and being hot so far.
There are also a bunch of dudes dancing on this show, but beyond Twitch and Joshua no one has really made me notice them beyond talent and/or personality. Some call it the X-factor and some call it fuckability. I think my definition is somewhere in between.
Obviously, almost all images are property of FOX Broadcasting and are dutifully borrowed from them. Words are mine. This is the first "For anyone" entry I've had in a long time, mainly because I know most of you members don't give a shit about this show and just want me to post more awesome pictures of my parents...
The first cuts were made and I can't say I argue. Rayven had some stuff, but didn't really grab me. I have barely any idea who the dude was. Being first to dance couldn't have helped them much.
On to who I may or may not love this season:
Kher, as I've decided to call her, is hell of cute, young and bubbly, and a Californian. She's also pretty lovely when she dances. However, her full name is Kherington Taylor Payne and I just don't think I can hang with that.
Chelsea T is super cute, high energy, and filled with "sass." I reserve the right to claim I've loved her all along, but I'm waiting for the implosion with her partner.
Chelsie H is the virginal blonde good girl that sort of bores the living hell out of me as a dancer and as a person.
Kourtni L spells her name in a really annoying way and just doesn't quite do it for me. She was in the bottom three this week and probably will be so again.
Susie reminds me of someone like Marisa Miller. I'm supposed to find her hot but I just don't get it. She's a good dancer, but she scares me a bit.
Dude, her name is Comfort Ogheneruro Fedoke. She's as full of attitude as you can get and she's in incredible shape. If she can hold up the dancing end she'll be a season long favorite for me.
Katee and Joshua's dance actually made me tear up (shit, I just watched it again and it did it to me again, also Tabitha & Napoleon might be the choreographers to watch this season) . I'm pulling for Josh almost as much as Twitch. Katee and Josh were fucking magic and I'm very happy we get to watch these two together for many weeks to come (until they split them up, of course). She's a front runner for my heart.
Even though my wife hates her, I have a bit of a soft spot for Jessica. There's something about her style I really like. And dimples don't hurt. Kind of looking like Kari Byron is okay too.
Honestly, I can't find much more to say about Courtney G other than she's hot and reminds me of other hot women. She's not a bad dancer (obviously) but she hasn't given us much more than that and being hot so far.
There are also a bunch of dudes dancing on this show, but beyond Twitch and Joshua no one has really made me notice them beyond talent and/or personality. Some call it the X-factor and some call it fuckability. I think my definition is somewhere in between.
Obviously, almost all images are property of FOX Broadcasting and are dutifully borrowed from them. Words are mine. This is the first "For anyone" entry I've had in a long time, mainly because I know most of you members don't give a shit about this show and just want me to post more awesome pictures of my parents...
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gdarklighter:
During the bottom three announcements, in the second group, when she made it sound like Will and Jessica were in the bottom three, before she told them they weren't.
gdarklighter:
Well, Cat just doesn't do that. She'll leave them in suspense, but she doesn't actually lead anybody to believe they've made the bottom three when they haven't.