Ok, so not only did I get re-admitted to school yesterday... I also re-pierced my septum. It looks pretty good if I do say so myself.
So in honor of these achievements I want a unicorn cake like hollygolightly.
Also, I have this desire to do copious amounts of cocaine today for some reason. I've never done cocaine, and that isn't likely to change, but I just want to get all coked up for some reason. I want to run around downtown in 4 inch heels and a really short skirt and put white powder up my nose until 8 in the morning. I think I'd settle for running around in 4 inch heels and a really short skirt minus the coke until 1 in the morning. Maybe 11. I also sort of want to get in a fist fight and scream on the top of my lungs at my adversary. I've got all this pent up energy!
So in honor of these achievements I want a unicorn cake like hollygolightly.

Also, I have this desire to do copious amounts of cocaine today for some reason. I've never done cocaine, and that isn't likely to change, but I just want to get all coked up for some reason. I want to run around downtown in 4 inch heels and a really short skirt and put white powder up my nose until 8 in the morning. I think I'd settle for running around in 4 inch heels and a really short skirt minus the coke until 1 in the morning. Maybe 11. I also sort of want to get in a fist fight and scream on the top of my lungs at my adversary. I've got all this pent up energy!
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BTW, I'm ALMOST at the end of Harry, and I'm so depressed it's ridonkulous.
I have to go to Brooklyn tonight if A. You want to hang out with me, B. want to go to the beach tomorrow?