toolgirl

ouch

ahem... ahem... (cough, cough, clearing throat, gargles [? - don't ask me why, I don't know], clears throat again, gargles once more) Mmmm. Umhmmph, hmmm.... Laaaaaaaaaa! La, Lah, Laahh, Laaaaaaahhhhh! LAAAHHHHH!



WHEN I'M FEELING BLUUUEEEE, ALL I HAFTA DOOOOO, IS BABYYYY, LOOK AT YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
THEN I WON'T FEEEEEEL SOOOOOOO BLUE!!!! SO BABY, HEEERRRRRE'S WHAT I'LLLLLLL DOOOOO, I'M JUST GONNA THINK OF YOUUUUUUU AND THEN I WON'T FEEEEEEEEEEL SO BLUE, ....................

(Oh, no, no, no. It's not over yet )


'CAUSE NOWWWWWWWWW I'M FEELIN' JUST SO BLUUUUUEEEEE, SO FUCKIN' GODDAM BLUEEE, THAT BA-BYYYY, I WAAAANT TO THINK OF YOUUUUUU!!! WHOM I SINGIN' TOOOO? WHATCHAAAA GONNAAA DO, WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE GODDAM WORDS, TO THIS STUPID, FUCKIN' SONGGGG!! WHEN I SINGGGGG TOOOO YOUUUUU----

KA-BLAM!!!!!! (smoke, acrid smell of gunpowder, smoke clearing, silence)

yeah, uh, ummm.... hi there. This is Ash's wife. Sorry about all that singing, it was really starting to bother me and the children as well.



ummmm...... yeah. So... The singing, uh... So I guess that's not gonna be an issue any more. Mmm'kay?



Anyone have any REALLY good home remedy's for bloodstains?