Fuck.
I've been driving so much lately. It really sucks living so far away from everyone I know.
If my car was a person...he would have beaten the shit out of me a long time ago. Poor guy.
Anyways...I'm off to burn some more churches now. (Speaking of which...if I ever decided to commit some serious felonies I would totally do them all in Norway. There's a guy named Varg Vikernes formerly of the classic black metal band 'Burzum'-fucking terrible, terrible band-...anyways...this guy totally hacks up the founding member of this other classic black metal band called Mayhem - just a little side not about that: I think its funny that all these bands from Norway and Sweden have names like MAYHEM and...I dont fucking know....BLOOD...or...MURDER....or perhaps BLACK WIZARD or some shit...anyways...they have these names that are obviously English words...and they totally sound tough to them..meanwhile we're all like "What the fuck kind of name is MURDER? And why do they have an album called "THE DUNGEON KEEPER GUIDES MY WAY" with songs on it like "A WIZARD DETHRONED AND LEFT TO TORMENT" and "THE BLOOD OF THE DRAGON LEFT APON THE FALLEN SNOW"?....but ...in the same breath I guess I could start a black metal band and call it like "UNT MARGEN DI BENDERFENDERHARFEN"...and in some other remote language it just translates to "CRYING CHILD AT THE PETTING ZOO" or some shit...but to me it sounds way tough. -so...yeah..anyways...Varg Vikernes hacks up this guy...goes down for it...not only that but he was convicted on 3 charges of arson (to churches in Oslo)...but those are the only ones he confessed to...so...this guy gets to like put out albums while hes in prison and he's given like weekend leave while hes sitting out his 20 year term....and then...he recently leaves on one of his little weekends away from prison that they give him and decides not to come back and it takes them like a month to find him. Kind of like that fucking guy in Germany recently who kidnapped some guy and starts cutting off parts of this guys body and eating them and feeding him to they guy and shit...obviously the victim dies...and this murderer only gets like 13 years..and everyones cool with this. I dont know...if that shit had happened in Texas...they would have both gotten a one way ticket to Lethal Injection Town, population: you.)
The end.
I've been driving so much lately. It really sucks living so far away from everyone I know.
If my car was a person...he would have beaten the shit out of me a long time ago. Poor guy.
Anyways...I'm off to burn some more churches now. (Speaking of which...if I ever decided to commit some serious felonies I would totally do them all in Norway. There's a guy named Varg Vikernes formerly of the classic black metal band 'Burzum'-fucking terrible, terrible band-...anyways...this guy totally hacks up the founding member of this other classic black metal band called Mayhem - just a little side not about that: I think its funny that all these bands from Norway and Sweden have names like MAYHEM and...I dont fucking know....BLOOD...or...MURDER....or perhaps BLACK WIZARD or some shit...anyways...they have these names that are obviously English words...and they totally sound tough to them..meanwhile we're all like "What the fuck kind of name is MURDER? And why do they have an album called "THE DUNGEON KEEPER GUIDES MY WAY" with songs on it like "A WIZARD DETHRONED AND LEFT TO TORMENT" and "THE BLOOD OF THE DRAGON LEFT APON THE FALLEN SNOW"?....but ...in the same breath I guess I could start a black metal band and call it like "UNT MARGEN DI BENDERFENDERHARFEN"...and in some other remote language it just translates to "CRYING CHILD AT THE PETTING ZOO" or some shit...but to me it sounds way tough. -so...yeah..anyways...Varg Vikernes hacks up this guy...goes down for it...not only that but he was convicted on 3 charges of arson (to churches in Oslo)...but those are the only ones he confessed to...so...this guy gets to like put out albums while hes in prison and he's given like weekend leave while hes sitting out his 20 year term....and then...he recently leaves on one of his little weekends away from prison that they give him and decides not to come back and it takes them like a month to find him. Kind of like that fucking guy in Germany recently who kidnapped some guy and starts cutting off parts of this guys body and eating them and feeding him to they guy and shit...obviously the victim dies...and this murderer only gets like 13 years..and everyones cool with this. I dont know...if that shit had happened in Texas...they would have both gotten a one way ticket to Lethal Injection Town, population: you.)
The end.
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