Last week my Dad is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. & some young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young student said, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggled again & asked,"Nurse are my testicles black?"
Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says,"There is nothing wrong with them."
Finally my Dad pulls off his oxygen mask and replies
"That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
Embarrassed, the young student said, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggled again & asked,"Nurse are my testicles black?"
Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says,"There is nothing wrong with them."
Finally my Dad pulls off his oxygen mask and replies
"That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
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I read your last entry.
That really is creepy.
What the heck was going through the guys mind, that this was some great way to meet a woman?
Bizarre.
-TM