tonguetwister

strange shit seems to happen to me year round. SO......my internet whoriness has climed to an unmistakably gross number of 28 people met off of the internet. But the strange happenings that i speak of...well let's see. earlier this year i was speaking to someone online and they told me they lived on bay farm island in the bay area and i told her that i had never heard of such a place. The very next day my boss sends me to work at none other than...bay farm island. On my way home from work that day who should i run into...the girl that i had been talking to the night before. But oh no folks it doesnt stop here...2 weeks ago i met a girl that lived on marina blvd in san leandro and yes the next day that was exactly where i was sent to work.But dont gasp just yet..a great freind of mine and ex lover had been missing for the better part of a year and i was starting to wonder where she had been off to all this time. on saterday for some unknown reason(thats a lie) i travelled to sacramento and back and guess who calls me from sacramento that night..yup you got it..my good freind. NO NO..wait theres more. on friday night(yes i know this isnt in order) i had 3 guy freinds over and a girl freind of mine and while i was hangin out with my freind my guy buddies were in need of more entertainment than watching super troopers(great movie by the way). so all of a sudden at 12 midnight i get a phone call. on the phone is a girl using her best sexy voice and telling me she wants to fuck me..she insists that i dont know her but she knows me and has heard "things". next thing ya know we have 3 gorgious girls over at my house and each one of them took out one of my freinds..placing me in the nice category of "best freind of all time" to all 3 of my good guy freinds. the funniest part of the night by far was when one of my freinds pops out of the bedroom i provided for him and as he turns around in mid sentence i already have the condom that he was goin to request in hand. he smiles and and gives me the "you're the shit, rene" look.

to top off my weekend my best freind calls me from LA and jokingly says that i need to come over since her roomates are so boring. i responded by hopping on a 10 oclock flight to LA to spend sat and sunday with her. The moral of my story is that my weekend was cool and i hope yours was too.