The 2004 Faux-Show Awards
These awards will constantly be updated over the next few days. Feel free to complain.
Best Use of New Music in a Movie Preview:
Garden State (song by Frou Frou). The movie itself was a dissapointment...but you have to admit, that preview made you feel all oogly googly about seeing the movie.
Best song to sing along to in a car filled with friends:
Modest Mouse - Float On. Sure it got pretty mainstream, but you have to admit...everyone agrees on it, and it feels real good.
Best Live Comedian/Musical Entertainer:
Stephen Lynch. He actually made me not like Mitch Hedburg as much...and that is hard to accomplish.
Best new appetizer:
Italian Nachos at Old Chicago...mmm.
Best Body Modification:
neodrunk and his "Back Vagina," classic.
Best SGTC member:
pinko
She is most active cat I have known in a while, even though we all fucked up and didn't go to her show. We owe her.
Best little Art Shop:
This store has all the goodies you will ever need....including but no tlimited to, The Cunt Coloring Book.
Best Sophmore album EVER.
K-os Joyful Rebellion. This album is pure beautiscious.
These awards will constantly be updated over the next few days. Feel free to complain.
Best Use of New Music in a Movie Preview:

Garden State (song by Frou Frou). The movie itself was a dissapointment...but you have to admit, that preview made you feel all oogly googly about seeing the movie.
Best song to sing along to in a car filled with friends:

Modest Mouse - Float On. Sure it got pretty mainstream, but you have to admit...everyone agrees on it, and it feels real good.
Best Live Comedian/Musical Entertainer:

Stephen Lynch. He actually made me not like Mitch Hedburg as much...and that is hard to accomplish.
Best new appetizer:

Italian Nachos at Old Chicago...mmm.
Best Body Modification:

neodrunk and his "Back Vagina," classic.
Best SGTC member:

pinko
She is most active cat I have known in a while, even though we all fucked up and didn't go to her show. We owe her.
Best little Art Shop:

This store has all the goodies you will ever need....including but no tlimited to, The Cunt Coloring Book.
Best Sophmore album EVER.

K-os Joyful Rebellion. This album is pure beautiscious.
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