The 2004 Faux-Show Awards
These awards will constantly be updated over the next few days. Feel free to complain.
Best Use of New Music in a Movie Preview:
Garden State (song by Frou Frou). The movie itself was a dissapointment...but you have to admit, that preview made you feel all oogly googly about seeing the movie.
Best song to sing along to in a car filled with friends:
Modest Mouse - Float On. Sure it got pretty mainstream, but you have to admit...everyone agrees on it, and it feels real good.
Best Live Comedian/Musical Entertainer:
Stephen Lynch. He actually made me not like Mitch Hedburg as much...and that is hard to accomplish.
Best new appetizer:
Italian Nachos at Old Chicago...mmm.
Best Body Modification:
neodrunk and his "Back Vagina," classic.
Best SGTC member:
pinko
She is most active cat I have known in a while, even though we all fucked up and didn't go to her show. We owe her.
Best little Art Shop:
This store has all the goodies you will ever need....including but no tlimited to, The Cunt Coloring Book.
Best Sophmore album EVER.
K-os Joyful Rebellion. This album is pure beautiscious.
These awards will constantly be updated over the next few days. Feel free to complain.
Best Use of New Music in a Movie Preview:
![](https://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox_searchlight/garden_state/_group_photos/natalie_portman2.jpg)
Garden State (song by Frou Frou). The movie itself was a dissapointment...but you have to admit, that preview made you feel all oogly googly about seeing the movie.
Best song to sing along to in a car filled with friends:
![](https://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/SingerPicUnid/48256C71003578A248256C540028ECBB/$file/Modest+Mouse.jpg)
Modest Mouse - Float On. Sure it got pretty mainstream, but you have to admit...everyone agrees on it, and it feels real good.
Best Live Comedian/Musical Entertainer:
![](https://www.lynch-mob.net/graphics/fansite.jpg)
Stephen Lynch. He actually made me not like Mitch Hedburg as much...and that is hard to accomplish.
Best new appetizer:
![](https://www.evliving.com/faqs/admin/images/ocfront.jpg)
Italian Nachos at Old Chicago...mmm.
Best Body Modification:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
neodrunk and his "Back Vagina," classic.
Best SGTC member:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
pinko
She is most active cat I have known in a while, even though we all fucked up and didn't go to her show. We owe her.
Best little Art Shop:
![](https://www.duckywaddles.com/UserMods/template/ducky-waddles-art_r1_c6.jpg)
This store has all the goodies you will ever need....including but no tlimited to, The Cunt Coloring Book.
Best Sophmore album EVER.
![](https://www.popmatters.com/music/reviews/k/images/kos-joyful.jpg)
K-os Joyful Rebellion. This album is pure beautiscious.
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i`ll keell you!
... i mean, happy new year!
i`ll get right on that dj thing so i can have you at my side for moral support. give me three months...